Happy Astral Inversion eve all your Rock n Rollas and thuggas from other mothas out jamming across the sea. I bring some sad news this evening, it seems another young lady from the middle city has been reported as missing. This is the 4th one for 4 days in a row now. Pray to whatever thing you call a god for her safe return. The Deep Sea has been all achatter about a certain leader of the Halocene making a visit to The Rock on the hush hush, if you see him please don't get starstruck. Also it seems that Kwon and the Confessors have been on the move lately, heading towards the Eberron system. No doubt panties will be in a ruffle. Enough of the news for now, here is the latest jam from Jimmy and the Squids.
Everyone is all in a tizzy about the inversion gone absent, some are saying the end of everything, but we all know the apocalypse is just getting out of bed every morning. Seems that some locomotion happened in Gifftown last night. Apparently Alistar, the leader of the Holocene Federation was visiting his sister last night and was visited by a tickler. Seems he got tickled real good and might not laugh anymore. Word from The Deep Sea is that Prince A. was holding a meeting with the 7 to broker some kind of peace deal with star eyes no more, well I guess that will be put on hold, but that is a lot of damage to Prince A’s cred. Also sounds like they caught some folks responsible for all this trouble and who had been kidnapping the young ones. Let’s hope a tickler visits them to put all this misery behind us. Tune in this afternoon for a 500 Astrals trivia give away, but enough of that, here is the latest from Zippity Zappity, it’s called the clap.
Well well well, the big wigs have seemed to arrive. All the big boys and girls of the federation have made it to the Rock. There are reports of the opal fleet approaching the Rock to be here this evening. Who will be in that entourage, will it be the big man himself or will he send someone else. Prince Andru has decreed that this announcement be played to all you cool cats:”Attention Bralian residents, an accord has been struck between the Holocene Federation and the Galaphene Empire that the Rock of Bral is accorded neutral ground and will remain as such as not parties come to harm. All delegates from both the Federation and the Empire are hereby under the protection of my decree and any harm inflicted upon them will be punishable by imprisonment, including up to death. I urge all residents to act appropriately.” Wow that has got to hurt to announce after the tickler got old big daddy Giff. We have heard that his pup has come along in his place, he is hot about the whole thing. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out. In other news the doomsayers continue to talk about the end of the world as we know it with no astral inversion. The Federation has dispatched a research team around the Astralis Corona to take measurements and report back, it will be interesting to see what they find.
I've got some bad news my fellow jammers and rollers. Seems that the talks at the palace didn't go well at all. Accusations where thrown out that Prince Andru was an imposter, you can guess how well that went over. Captain Ma. challenged Rhin to an honor duel where she defeated her and cut her tongue out. Guess she won't be chirping about Prince A. anytime soon. Not too long after that we found out that the giff tickler won, ole Alistair went to be one with the Astralis, riots broke out in Gifftown and at least 15 goo folk were melted down in the process. Any plasmoids should stay well clear of Gifftown for the foreseeable future. After that bit of news hit, ol Ali Junior exploded in the peace talks, lashing out at Prince A. and the Galaphene delegation. Rumor has it he spit at empress Kwon, which had the kind of effect that you would expect. The war is back on and Prince Andru has joined with the Galaphenes. If you are a mage, you might want to take this time to get off The Rock post haste. The mages guildhall has already shut it's doors in anticipation of an inquisition. It also seems that Galaphenes agents have launched an attack on The Deep Sea, who even knew such a thing was possible? My fellow deep divers have told me about friends being caught in recursion traps, essentially trapping their minds The Deep Sea while their bodies lie on a coma, odd thing about it all too is that these reports of the attack came before the peace talks broke down at the palace. One of the telltale signs that you might be walking into a trap is getting feelings of dejavu and seeing the same objects twice. Stay vigilant if you are diving in. Now enjoy some war time tunes with The End Is Nigh by Apocalyptica.
These are dire times for the Federation yall. The reports we are hearing just don’t make any sense. The bulk of the Galaphenes were having a pow-wow near Eberron, and people say poof, smoke and mirrors, they were gone. The entirety of the Federation was racing to Oberron, and then out of the blue the skies turned white around The Rock, Galaphene ships as far as the eye could see and they were heading in the direction of Xerxes. Ain't no way the Federation is making it back in time. Looks like our small fry giff guy might not have a home to go back to.Also some strange lights have been seen emanating from the Astralis. Some say it was like shooting stars, others say the sea itself looked like it was on fire. Clearly no one knows what the Astralis is up to these days. Well either way The Rock will keep on rockin on. Here is a new jam from Vinny and Goobers called Capena Capers.
Well space kittens and deep dive mongrels, it’s been almost 100 closing of the eyes since the whole system has been shuffled up. Where do we stand in this time? Well we had a visit from the queen bee herself, who everyone thought was dead. The daughter that came back from the void stepped foot on the rock and use it as a launching point to crush Xerxes and imprisoned ole Ali junior beneath our very feet. The federation has fractured with the Eberronains and the Capennans siding up with the Galaphene. Things are getting heated y’all, and their is still the lingering question of how the empire was able to show up so quickly and undetected, fleets like that just don’t blink in and out of existence. Currently the alabaster fleet has its sights set on quelling Gaia and Kaldheim. In some other disturbing news the void itself seems to be expanding. It draws closer to Eberron more than it has ever been. Also some violent fanged hombres keep appearing near the void graveyard. No doubt the Kaldheimens are giddy about new baddies to hunt.Some people are reporting that they swear they saw the Astralis stirring again, maybe they have had a bit too much of the bottle to know for sure, but no doubt the eyes of ojos would know. Well that is the news wrap up for now, time for a new jam from Jerry and the Springers, called That ain’t my baby I swear.
Well for those of you without a direct view of the big eye in the sky we’ve got some news for you, it seems like it's starting to blink and cry. The damn thing has been unmoving for months and now it looks like it's leaking in the stars itself. Of course this has not stopped the war effort, seems the whites have finally got the trees surrounded. The metal men and half heads have engaged in full allied war now. The eyes of ojos have not been heard from in a while, talk in the sea is that the whole damn planet they call home went kablooey around the time the Astralis got even more weird. At this point. It looks like the entire system will be under Galaphene Control in short order and our zombie queen bee is leading the charge. No word has come from Cappenna in some time, but their warships appear to be staying out for now. Might as well get some apropos songs in before we are all singing galaphene anthems, here is 5 dwarves and and elf with, we are all mages.
Breaking news sea surfers, the siege of Gaia has broke. The Alabaster Fleet has charted a course for home and all reports indicate that Capenna did a double dirty stab in the birdy. They are high tailing for course home base. This could give the Gaians the chance they need to think of a new strategy because we all know that Capenna will be paying the blood price. Stay safe in the turbulent waters, now here is a song from Bobby Goes Down Swingin, called Orange Slide.
6 guards come running at Algorex - he escapes the house and they give chase
Trip 3 with ball bearings, other 3 keep chasing
Algorex thinks he loses them (nat 1 stealth…)
Head into Starset Society and run to the back room
Algorex's target was the leader of the Halocene federation
Crew shuffles Algorex into the sewers to try to escape the chasing guards
Attacked by a hoarde of diseased rats
Not really a serious fight except for Walter
Diseased Rats
Walk further and come up to obscene amount of spider webs
Walter lights the cobwebs on fire and we hear screeching
burning spiders leap out of the web toward us
Crazy giant spider comes at us seemingly out of thin air
Giant Spider
Mushroom dudes awoken by Walter stepping on them and fight us
Mushroom Dudes
Two dead young girls - dead at least a couple days
4 robed figures, and a figure with an iron mask
chanting unknown language (giant)
stabs young girl on the altar
rips out still beating heart from her chest
We kill all the cultists then we all pass out
Altar
Now we're the cultists?
Large group of armed men swarm in
" You will submit to Andrews justice" ← Spelling?
Overwhelmed, led away to stand trial for muder, attempted murder, and practicing occult rituals
Currently waiting in the Prison of Bral
Lucious Lucy Radio Announcement:
Happy Astral Inversion eve all your Rock n Rollas and thuggas from other mothas out jamming across the sea. I bring some sad news this evening, it seems another young lady from the middle city has been reported as missing. This is the 4th one for 4 days in a row now. Pray to whatever thing you call a god for her safe return. The Deep Sea has been all achatter about a certain leader of the Halocene making a visit to The Rock on the hush hush, if you see him please don't get starstruck. Also it seems that Kwon and the Confessors have been on the move lately, heading towards the Eberron system. No doubt panties will be in a ruffle. Enough of the news for now, here is the latest jam from Jimmy and the Squids.
successfully remove the inhibitor/tracker devices from our bodies
fought off two guards that came for us
JAILBREAK!
Squeezed our way down a drain into the basement in an attempt to escape
Lucious Lucy Radio Announcement:
Everyone is all in a tizzy about the inversion gone absent, some are saying the end of everything, but we all know the apocalypse is just getting out of bed every morning. Seems that some locomotion happened in Gifftown last night. Apparently Alistar, the leader of the Holocene Federation was visiting his sister last night and was visited by a tickler. Seems he got tickled real good and might not laugh anymore. Word from The Deep Sea is that Prince A. was holding a meeting with the 7 to broker some kind of peace deal with star eyes no more, well I guess that will be put on hold, but that is a lot of damage to Prince A’s cred. Also sounds like they caught some folks responsible for all this trouble and who had been kidnapping the young ones. Let’s hope a tickler visits them to put all this misery behind us. Tune in this afternoon for a 500 Astrals trivia give away, but enough of that, here is the latest from Zippity Zappity, it’s called the clap.
Fighting a cyborg that just killed Galileo while looking for us
The Cyborg
Killed the robot, but Galileo is also dead :(
LEVEL 6!
Lucious Lucy Radio Announcement:
Well well well, the big wigs have seemed to arrive. All the big boys and girls of the federation have made it to the Rock. There are reports of the opal fleet approaching the Rock to be here this evening. Who will be in that entourage, will it be the big man himself or will he send someone else. Prince Andru has decreed that this announcement be played to all you cool cats:”Attention Bralian residents, an accord has been struck between the Holocene Federation and the Galaphene Empire that the Rock of Bral is accorded neutral ground and will remain as such as not parties come to harm. All delegates from both the Federation and the Empire are hereby under the protection of my decree and any harm inflicted upon them will be punishable by imprisonment, including up to death. I urge all residents to act appropriately.” Wow that has got to hurt to announce after the tickler got old big daddy Giff. We have heard that his pup has come along in his place, he is hot about the whole thing. It will be interesting to see how this all plays out. In other news the doomsayers continue to talk about the end of the world as we know it with no astral inversion. The Federation has dispatched a research team around the Astralis Corona to take measurements and report back, it will be interesting to see what they find.
Attempt was made to bury Galileo's body in the sewers
Covered body in moss
attempt to light on fire
steamed pork smell
Head back to ritual room to mess it up
Statue was gone
Walter destroyed the altar, revealing symbol of inversion of Celestion (Forfax recognizes)
Forfax has vision
Obyron leads guards to starset society, team escapes into sewers
Pop out in giff town, 6 giff harrass Algorex for being a plasmoid
Forfax gets them to agree to a pistol duel for Algorex's life
Obyron lost handedly
Nyx and Forfax trade sexual favors in exchange for Algorex's life
Found a ship
Nyx/Forfax giff customers are crew on our ship now
Go to Xenotermination so Obyron could interface and jump into deep sea
place an ad for illicit goods
continues to get contacted for these (name Jarxys)
Githyanki meeting at "happy beholder"
Kelphalin and Jerassis ← Same as Jarxys?
Meet Ren at Tu'Narath for conversation at a safer time/location
Docked at Tu'Narath, ship boarded
Ship is registered to Dialga of Eberron
Request: Go willingly into custody with guards until Ren's return
Now:
We follow the guards
Walk by a cool building
Cool Building
Approach another cool building
Another Cool Building
"The will of Gith" on sign
Put in a holding cell
Claudius is a chronic snorer
Forfax, Nyx, Obyron, Walter meet with Ren
Ren
This thick, black paint is stored in a small jar, containing enough paint to apply moodmarks to one creature. The paint is dabbed on the face in spots or markings that often resemble the eyes of insects or spiders. Applying the paint in this way takes 1 minute.
"Will has brought you" "Quick wit will save you" "Strength will open the way"
Fighting some firy dudes that Oby woke up when getting too curious about the snail things
Snail Creatures
Come across girl in white dress sobbing with a ragdoll
Six alcoves line this hall, each one numbered from one to six. On the floor of each alcove, a lit candle gently flickers.
From the hall’s far end drifts a low moan. There, barely visible, sobs the apparition of a small girl hovering over a discarded rag doll. “Names, names,” she cries. “I can remember them all except the one I need.”
The GirlThe Girl's Doll
The hall is lined with six alcoves, each one with a unique numeral between 1 and 6 carved above it. A verse scratched into the back wall of each alcove is made visible by the candlelight.
Verse 2. “My first vision: her hazel eyes. My first sound: her lullabies.” Verse 1. “Not his keeper, nor he mine; loved and hated at the same time.” Verse 3. “Her lives she lost, all three by three, and through the dark this hunter sees.” Verse 4. “Lines in his face of life lived long; stories were his paternal song.” Verse 5. “Mentor and guide, her lessons learned. Knowledge measured by letters I earned.” Verse 6. “Loved to eat hay, just as her friends did; lived in one room with a shoat and a kid.”
“My doll knows all six—the first for the first, the second for the second, the third for the third, the fourth for the fourth, the fifth for the fifth, and the sixth for the sixth.”
"I can't remember her name, but I remember all the rest"
(5) "Johanna was my teacher"
(2) "Deliah was my mother"
(1) "My brother's name was Sam"
(4) "My Grandfather's name was Tobias"
(6) "My horse's name was Alexia"
(3) "My cat's name was FiFi"
SEFINA
"Ah that is her name!" and she picks up the doll and disappears.
Then we blink and see we're standing in an empty room. No alcoves, no candles, just a circular empty stone room.
Lots of damage done but not finished - dragon dives into lava?
Then a bunch of snakes come out of the lava O.o
Dragon pops back out, bites Algorex knocking him unconscious, then slashes at Obyron knocking him unconscious too
We kill the dragon, see the sphinx, now we're back in the room with the reflecting pool
Sphinx
“A time, a time, and a time again. The infinite gyre brings you here again. Dream and nightmare engaged in an infinite dance. Scales will tip eventually and one will end. Step into the pool to receive your truths.”
Each of us reveals our truths:
Walter: Built for purpose, the ritual’s hand. Click, click, click, down goes the knife, breaking innocence. Ritual complete, sands spill, seed grows, dream or nightmare, who knows?
Forfax: Time saw you and took pity, violence in your heart spread to the gears. Time has fallen in you is the last hope. The sand seed grows, birthing nightmare or dream. Seek purity in the gravity well, do nothing and be a putrid font of nightmares.
Obyron/Nyx: Mother slain, father crazed, split in twain, power reduced, violence in your heart, the world should bend knee to you. Linking gears is your purpose, spin the gyre, erase those that drink poison as your passion.
Algorex: Shadows hand you a dagger, reaping is all you know. Press the knife against the artery of time, slice a stroke and spill the sands. Stop, start, stop, start, tick, tock, tick, tock. What will you do this time, break the gyre or spin it further?
Ozzie: Drinker of poison you do not know. The weavers' veins corrupted in ice. Your purpose is to tend the seed, make it grow fit for purpose. The World Tree awaits you.
Tarashi: “You have seen that which you know to be true. What you do in this rotation of the wheel is up to you.”
waves its hand, opens up ripple that looks like a doorway next to it.
"pass through and leave this place - you have received your truths"
transported back to the entrance of the cave where the guard escorts are talking about mundane things
Algorex Tried to help Forfax out of the water with the pseudopod but rolled poorly in strength so Forfax slipped out of his grasp and now the whole area smells like farts?
Fighting two grass monsters
Shambling Mounds - Absorbing humans?
a bunch of wood humanoids jump out of bushes at us
Wood Humanoids
Forfax talks to them using "Speak with Plants" - avoids the fight
Found the temple entrance
Temple Entrance
gorilla creatures
Gorilla Creatures
Zeta gains control of stone defenders
Stone Defenders
Zeta vortex warps one of the gorillas over the open void xD
Two Spikey Monster Dudes AppearBasilisk (from Gaia star system) - Can petrify living things and turn them into solid stone…
Algorex tries to ride the triceratops
Algorex DOES ride it into battle and uses it to stomp both of the basilisks to a bloody pulp in one turn!! :)
Four pillars carved with serpent reliefs support the 20-foot-high ceiling of this large room, in the middle of which is an 18-foot-high statue of a coiled cobra, facing north. Torches with green flames flicker on the walls, and the air reeks of dung. Two wagons are parked in one corner, and a triceratops is confined to a metal pen in another. To the west are a pair of dark alcoves, and to the south is a wide, pillared hall.
blonde hair female is Olama - keeper of the starmaps for the ship the Dragonfang
Olama
tabaxi = potteryshard
broken hands
gifted minstrel
Pottery Shard
Gorvax = cook on ship = flaming newt
GorvaxGorvax (alt)
goblins name is Mung
Mung
tribal guy's name is Kanoosh
Kanoosh Natombe
Mortimer - dentist in another life
Mortimer GontopolousLomarZilla Tazi
Blue skinned Thri-kreen "do the taking"
float in the air
feet never touch the ground
don't carry weapons
Sev -
Awful smelling blue gas burst into his face while he was digging tunnels
been in slow decline since
Tahvo -
Mother was sacrificed the previous night
Obyron and Nyx = twin split reincarnation of Ashe
Emperor Quan locked Nyx away
Trying to prevent Empress Ashe from returning
Zeta trying to stop that from happening
"It is time for these to die, so that the songs of the void can be heard"
The blue thri-kreen to Forfax mentally
Thri-Kreen took Sev and Pottery Shard for sacrifice
Gen'eesee brings us our gear, tells us to hack the portal and get to Riidley's room and return with his head
He has earned the title "Assassin of the Dark" because he can see when sight is not required
We attune to our gear and slip through the portal
Shadows dance over this opulent bedchamber. Cushions lie in one corner, and decorative shields line the walls. Treasures are heaped around the room: gold and silver coins; a gilded harp; a jeweled wine flask; pillows of silk; and fine clothes draped over wooden mannequins. To the east, an engraved stone disk is set into the floor of an alcove. To the west, a rectangular steel plate mounted on the wall is polished to a mirror-like sheen.
Algorex Assassinates a random woman instead of the Thri-kreen dude (it was a trap?)
Thri-kreen dude comes through metal plate
shields that were on the wall spring to life and fly in the air forming a phalynx around him
Forfax negotiates with him - now we're going after Gen'eesee
An underground cathedral opens before you. At one end, a sculptured balcony perches atop five rearing stone serpents. Blood dribbling from the serpents’ jaws falls into a semicircular basin, and from there flows along a sloped trough into a wide stone bowl set into the floor. South of the bowl is a mezzanine, prominently situated atop which is a cauldron of steaming broth that exudes fleshy odors. To the west, a huge gong carved with snake patterns stands on a second balcony.
Cauldron is filled with bits of flesh
Some of the chunks have been tattooed - "not some rabbit stew"
The air in here is moist and sticky. Natural light spills from cracks in the ceiling, and mud coats the floor. Stone workbenches are laden with clay bottles of various shapes and sizes. Toadstools, snakeroot, and belladonna plants grow among the clutter, fed by water seeping from above. Standing near the plants is a hairless man with scaly skin and a bronze syringe. Lurking in the shadows around him are five slouching humans that reek of decay.
An underground river opens before you. Stalactites hang low over its surface, and dripping water echoes in the dark.
Epic battle with Thri-Kreen while trying to takeoff Eventually Zeta fixed the engines and we takeoff
Mortimer Gontopolous makes awesome cookies
making our way to Kaldheim intercepted by Galaphene Empire ships escaped back into the void wastes decided to detour to "Hole in the Void" on the way to Kaldheim
"Perfectly globe-shaped symmetry, almost as if there were a force field keeping the void out"
air is pristine
not like the astral sea, almost seems deficient of any of the things causing colors/shapes/sounds
a bunch of small moons and a blazing sun
large singular planet orbiting the sun
looks devoid of fauna - seems to be a mostly desert world
looks like there were bodies of water but they have since been drying up
A shepherd with a herding animal runs into a straw hut in fear when he sees our ship
Algorex absorbs 2 grenades into his arms in case of emergency
Obyron and Zeta try to get Obyron's arm back - unsuccessful
Obyron comes on the ship invisible smelling of dead animal
Doc and the crew search for the smell
somehow Mung thinks Doc shit himself
Doc doesn't defend himself at all
"I've stabbed the air and didn't find anything. I'm out of ideas"
Zach W's note:
This is one of those sessions where I thought where we were going to get a lot further than we did and I think we somehow went backwards
"Rumor going around the ship is that Doc played some kind of odd practical joke where he shit his pants and called everyone to come smell it"
"As time goes on the rumors get muddled on whether it was Doc or Obyron that shit their pants, but someone shit their pants is the general consensus and now it went down in permanent lore for the ship"
Sky message: “Chieftain Nightwatcher, Peace conclave at nightfall tomorrow. Seek the bonfire.”
Alarm in the middle of the night - something crashed into the Castle Deck - Mung ran away
Cloud of darkness shrouds the creature
Almost like shadow eminating from it
Shadowy Creature
Hearing a commotion in the sheep farm nearby as well
Beerhana says the creatures look like a Harpy that has been "changed"
Explains ruins in the north change creatures that enter them
Wolves with bones sticking out and wounds that don't seem to cause pain
Humans have come back and not able to speak
The ruins:
City twisted sideways
Legend says it was once capable of flight
"Certainly, when you live hard lives, pride is something one must learn to swallow"
Forfax turns into a giant eagle and flies around with the phoenix
Constellation pattern on bottom of Forfax's wings
"I'm the hippo-touille" - Shawn after being accused of being a bad chef
Doc hits Mung REALLY hard for making a pants pooping joke
Villain origin story????
Goliaths are armed with axes and clubs
Forfax engages the immovable rod and walks forward with his shield hanging in mid-air (EPIC)
Chieftainess Orilu "it looks like a creature befowled from the north" … "This is what you mistook my people for?"
"The prison grows weaker it seems…"
"There's an evil spirit that inhabits one of our celestial homes - a creature that used to live there - its spirit still survives, was fused with mortal flesh long ago. When that mortality ended, it returned - and when it returned, we were unable to stay."
Basically wants us to slay this spirit
Dragon spirit??
STYGERIOUS???
Maybe even undead Bennie??
Chieftainess Orilu Nightwatcher Nola-Kiago
Mung missing?
Was being abused, this is not the place for him, grabbed some things and took off
Forfax has to lecture Doc xD
Mung was trying to work on a song about what's happened on the ship
Was writing a line about how everyone thought Doc shit his pants but actually Obyron killed a rat in the vents??
Maybe can't hear out of one of his ears now?
Mung killed by hyenas :(
Forfax uses rod of resurrection to bring Mung back?!?!?!
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Wasn't actually dead to begin with
Lost a foot and a leg - blood squirting out of leg
Shawn has pronounced "giff" - "jiff" for the first time
"He has zero feet and only one leg that has no foot"
Walter makes prosthetics
Mort waiting in the medical bay for Mung to wake up
"Father time's chosen has made it here. It appears mother dragon was right" -> BENNIE????
Fighting Bennie and Stygerious! :O
Stygerious
Zeta warps the dragon into the flaming oil
Dragon doesn't seem to be bothered by the flames
Dragon seems to be hurt by the bones. Also becomes corporeal briefly every time it uses its breath attack
Bennie tells Forfax the writing on the wall was going to say "Death is not an escape"
"the goliath can have their home back, a debt has been paid, there are more debts to be paid"
Forfax pulls a card from the deck of many things!!!
"Wheel or woe - see what fate has decided"
"You dare to press your fingers against the scales of fate?" Then coin burns Forfax's hand
Coin re-flips itself and is now woe… then we hear an explosion from the ship O.o
Card Forfax was holding crumbles to dust and leaves a flame tattoo on his hand
Bow of ship engulfed in flames, small humanoid figure floating above the deck of the ship
Humanoid is Tahvo (!!!!!)
Tahvo's words to Forfax
"The vessel has finally lamented. I will make the winter court pay for what they did. I will get friends, so many friends, and you will get to meet them all Forfax”
Flies off towards the North
Chieftain's mom used to sing him a song that if he were to wander off the Demon Bennie would get him
Between sessions in discord - after speaking with Chief Chippuwittuck:
Forfax The Space Angel — 12/17/2023 2:00 PM
Everyone hears Forfax over the intercom: "Attention: This is your Captain speaking. In the light of recent events, concerns have been raised about my judgement and my beliefs and rightly so. Even I have come to question whether I am fit to lead. My time as captain has delivered mixed results and since arriving in this world, no small amount of tragedy. Most recently, my actions are directly responsible for Tahvo being possessed by some evil and Kanush's death. I believe it unfair for me to expect anyone to follow me blindly after these happenings.
Forfax The Space Angel — 12/17/2023 2:09 PM
I follow the threads of Fate and where I find a knot I try to unfoul it. I believe I, and by extension WE were brought here for a purpose. I believe it is no coincidence that we arrived 10 days before a fairy queen will make her annual visit to the Scrape. In our time here, we have helped these people, improved their farm production, healed their sick, rekindled a relationship between the Goliath's and the Townsfolk, destroyed denizens of the dark city, reclaimed the ancestral homeland of the Goliath's, fought a dragon spirit and it's legendary companion and released an evil that means to bring an army of abominations down upon their heads.
Over the next 3 days, I intend to release Tahvo from his possession, resurrect Kanush if his spirit is willing, vanquish the Army of abominations and meet this fairy queen.
Once I have balanced the scales, I Intend to leave this world. Those are my intentions, not as your captain but as Forfax, chosen of Celestian, Space Angel.
Forfax The Space Angel — 12/17/2023 2:28 PM
As my last act as your Captain, I am appointing Zilla Atazi interim Captain until another can be determined through a democratic vote to be conducted 3 days hence. It has been an honor and a privilege to serve as your Captain.
After a dramatic pause the intercom clicks open again: "And by the way, we found a magic deck of cards that can grant immense power and unspeakable misery in equal measure. If anyone is interested in trying it out stop by the captain's quarters. Fair warning, each card drawn is likely to leave a tattoo or brand upon your body and there are no take-backs. When you draw a card you are fully in the hands of Fate."
Fighting some flying wasp creatures as we enter the city
Algorex mans the Mangonel
Zeta and Walter man the Ballistae
Obyron shoots with his rifle many a time
They are very large - larger than us
Wasp Creatures
16 charges of Flying bug poison harvested by Zeta
Distributed 4 per person besides Forfax
Shawn in Discord: “Walt gives his charges to algorex. He’s not messing around with that stuff. His skin has fallen off enough already tyvm”
and the target must succeed on a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or be poisoned for 1 minute. While poisoned in this way, the target is also paralyzed.
Zeta uses featherfall and we all gracefully jump off the ship into the city
Pass without a trace gets us around some really horrible creatures in the city
15-16 devlish looking creatures skulking around the obelisk. Giant worm-like creatures erupt from the ground and swallow 2/3rds of them while the rest scatter
Walter made some cymbal monkey pogo stick devices to distract the worms ("bangers")
Obyron grabs Algorex and flies above the group while everyone tries to jump across the rocks
Except Forfax who's just blissfully walking in the sand??
One of the noise devices gets destroyed (They're working!)
Algorex threw whisper at a bone devil and killed it. While it was returning, Algorex saw eyes on the hilt of Whisper and heard in a "sultry feminine voice" whispering right into his ear a kind of shuddering "uhhhhhh"
Bone Devils
Obyron and Algorex both almost get swallowed by worms, but saved by Zeta's flash of genius
Other side of door is a set of catwalks and platforms, creatures waging battle across the platforms, some sort of portal on the other side with Tahvo fighting the creatures
Tahvo goes through the portal and disappears
Two creatures follow after him and it snaps shut
Many devilish looking creatures fighting the elf-ish people
Insect creatures seem to be fighting with the bone devils
Insect Creatures
"This is the space between worlds. We must reopen the portal to get to the prison cells. High wardens Aurinelle and Ashiok have engaged this enemy. Will you help us?"
Wardens
"The runes open the portal, blood is the key."
"Give your blood to the runes and defeat these devils. We must not let Levistus reclaim his body!"
Group spreads out and fights off the bone devils while the wardens activate the consoles Door appears in the center Regroup in the center and go through the door
Floor is cracked and gouged, purple light eminates across the floor pulsing with energy, almost in sync with like a heartbeat Steps going up about 20 feet - can't make out top of steps Can hear loud noises like explosions in the other room Runic symbols in 4 corners of room and purple haze swirling out of those corners
Tahvo is barely recognizable High wardens are fighting Tahvo trying to restrain him as he tries to get closer to the door at the end of the hall Door at the end of the hall is the one Obyron kept seeing in the deep sea
Walk by prison cells holding creepy creatures
Tahvo releases one creature (the Onyx looking one)
Creature Released by Tahvo
Algorex knocked prone with a nat 20 saving throw :(
Algroex pressed up against a cell to hide and met eyes with a many eyed creature where he rolled a nat 1 on a con save
Many Eyed Creature
Algorex turns 53 acid damage into 6 (evasion + resistance to acid + uncanny dodge) but now has eye balls and mouths all over his body that aren't supposed to be there.
Forfax's octopi drag Tahvo into a cell and the wardens chase him in, pin him to the wall with a sword, then seal the cell shut
Triceratops Algorex mauls the fuck out of poor Obyron
High warden Aurinelle says "Thank you mortals for your assistance in this matter. It would appear that one of the cells had failed. Although for the life of me I don't know why. But the essence of my father was able to free itself and embed itself in some human boy."
"I will ask that you leave this place post-haste. The things you see, hear, and smell in this place will break you."
Algorex has bits and pieces of memories of mauling Obyron, stabilizes Obyron by shoving his pseudopod into Obyron's lungs and feeding his body oxygen through the pseudopod.
Warden gives us a device we can shatter on the ground to open a 2-way portal to their realm as a thank you for our service
Algorex tries to focus on the new eyes - sees himself sitting in a schoolroom - things are hard to read - teacher says to read what's on the page - stutter & mumble but can't - teacher slaps him across the face and threatens to kick him out of the school - run into a bathroom, look in a mirror, eyes are severely cross-eyed
Resting while waiting for our ship to come pick us up - Forfax signaled them with sky writing
Captain Zeta?
With surprisingly little fight from Zilla
Algorex sings along with Walter's sea shanty while moving all of the mouths while he sings
Flood his senses with an array of tastes - mostly irony/acidic almost as if they're choking on blood
Mung has decided to stay in the scrapes
Fae meeting!
Ilias is the Fae Satyr confirmed!!
3 questions for 3 questions between Ilias and Forfax
F->I: What happens to the children you take? - that's simple, they become Alseid
I->F: Where did you come from with this ship of yours? - the sky - the astral sea "most interesting" says Ilias in response
F->I: Where is the gravity well? - In the sky!
Walter hates Ilias - shocker
"Would you like to meet my dandelion?"
The lion is "Dandy" - Ilias brings Forfax and Walt to the Fae to introduce them to Dandy the lion
Lion gives Forfax a pink berry "For the nourishment of your child" (???? -- maybe Ozzie)
Forfax is pregnant??
"Hole in the void" because "Sir Warblewood" (and his friends) stopped the void spreading 2000 years ago (defeating Viego)
Algorex tries food in his many mouths - none of them taste any of the food
Forfax uses Planar Ally - Celestian sends a Dragonoid individual "Yes it is time"
Leaving the scrapes after the fae ceremony ends - going to stop at the void graveyard on the way to the world tree
As the fae portal closes, we catch a glympse of the sacrifices being turned into wheat
Child Sacrifices Turn To Wheat
Astral sea whales in space - Algorex rolls a nat 1 on nature so thinks they're sentient planets with mouths
One of Algorex's new mouths looks like the mouth on the "planet"
Try to talk to the "planet" with his mouth
Feel dread
Large asteroids
Large ship
Harpoons come at him and pierce into him
Large metal spike jams him in the head and everything goes black
Astral Sea Whales
Two void scabbers going at the astral sea whales
Void Scabbers
New Lucious Lucy broadcast!!
Well space kittens and deep dive mongrels, it’s been almost 100 closing of the eyes since the whole system has been shuffled up. Where do we stand in this time? Well we had a visit from the queen bee herself, who everyone thought was dead. The daughter that came back from the void stepped foot on the rock and use it as a launching point to crush Xerxes and imprisoned ole Ali junior beneath our very feet. The federation has fractured with the Eberronains and the Capennans siding up with the Galaphene. Things are getting heated y’all, and their is still the lingering question of how the empire was able to show up so quickly and undetected, fleets like that just don’t blink in and out of existence. Currently the alabaster fleet has its sights set on quelling Gaia and Kaldheim. In some other disturbing news the void itself seems to be expanding. It draws closer to Eberron more than it has ever been. Also some violent fanged hombres keep appearing near the void graveyard. No doubt the Kaldheimens are giddy about new baddies to hunt.Some people are reporting that they swear they saw the Astralis stirring again, maybe they have had a bit too much of the bottle to know for sure, but no doubt the eyes of ojos would know. Well that is the news wrap up for now, time for a new jam from Jerry and the Springers, called That ain’t my baby I swear.
Retconned some gem mining before we left the scrape
3 ships approaching
One shaped like a turtle
Turtle Ship
Two shaped like fish
Fish Ship
Slightly garbled voice:
"Galophene ship - declare your intentions"
Tell them we're no longer galophene, just passing through
"If that is indeed your intent, prepare to be boarded for inspection"
Fish person boards our ship
Deckhand fish with him
"Captain Larvae Burton of the Free Federation of Gaia"
Captain Larvae BurtonDeckhand FishMore Deckhands
Algorex focuses all of his eyes on one of the grunt fish dudes
Get a little bit lightheaded
See himself standing in a dank room with a drip of water lit by candlelight, stone all about
Glance over, girl on altar with robed individual and a knife over their heads before the knife plunges down into her chest
Successfully move the eyes in unison
Walt and Forfax have a weird bickering argument to the point of awkwardness in front of the guests
"Well certainly this ship lacks the discipline of a Galophene vessel"
Forfax explains how we got the ship
"Our truthsayer will come on board and determine if you are telling the truth"
Truthsayer Salvar shambles on deck:
Truthsayer Salvar
They search the ship and find a body in our cargo hold?
He has octopus tentacle tattoos traversing his arm and upper torso
Whatever caused his death it was not by blade or bullet
"It's always fate this, space Jesus that. Sometimes I wanna talk about my feelings too" - Walt
"I believe we've had enough of this" - the fish guy
They were about to leave the ship but then Walter started talking and now we're being escorted to Gaia to speak with the intelligence officials
Obyron is now addicted to butt drugs
Port Oceanus
Port Oceanus
High Councilor Aboshan
High Councilor Aboshan
Algorex tries to make all the mouths smile at once
Flooded with a sensation of flavors that is almost incomprehensible
Flavor sensory overload overwhelms him and he does the equivalent of throwing up
A little of Algorex's insides dribbles out of all of the mouths
"Our intelligence has shown that the one behind the deal that was made by the one known as Raffine"
Head of the Obscura family
Manipulated the deal on the political stage between Capenna and Galaphene
"If you seek to do something, either exposing or eliminating her will most certainly help out the effort"
"This is the last known picture taken of her, she does not associate amongst the common folk"
Raffine, Demon Sphinx, Head of the Obscura Family
Last Known Picture of Raffine
Empress ashe has reassumed control of the alabaster fleet, led an attack on Xerxes where the entire Alabaster Fleet warped their position from Eberron to the Rock of Braal
The Primal Council of Gaia is their leadership body.
Ursa Prime hails from this group and it consists of her and 4 others:
Olama giving us a tour of the "Raging Bull District" - creatively named after the statue in the center of town:
It’s the middle of the afternoon. As you’re walking in the Raging Bull District of the bustling city of New Capenna, you’re startled by loud screams of agony and terror. When you look to see where they came from, you see a young man wearing the latest fashion trend convulsing on the floor, his pants stained with blood. Another man of lower status is trying to save him, yelling for help, but to no avail. The young noble stops moving, and shortly after, a beetle-shaped creature drills out of his chest in a burst of gore and blood.
Cries for help - man convulsing on the ground people running away
Fist-sized beetle bursts out of his chest
Beetle looks like jewelry
Beetle bends Oby's dagger
Olama runs to get the constable
An overweight, eccentric-looking man with scruffy fiery hair bursts out of a nearby mansion and runs toward you with a preoccupied look. He’s wearing a blue tunic embroidered with silver and matching pants, and is holding a gold-inlaid scepter shaped as a dragon. After taking a moment to catch his breath, he gazes at the scene and sighs
Nabulee
"The constable will arrive shortly" - Olama
The bearded man recognizes her
"This is called a scarab of death … if you wear it upon your person, over time, this will happen"
Lord Archibald Littlehorn (father of the dead guy) - super powerful rich dude apparently
Lord Archibald Littlehorn
"he has the blessing of the brokers for all the work he's done."
Mortimer is a construct - not a living being. "It is high quality - think of one of those sex dolls out of Japan"
Algorex tries to stab the demon dog thing - whisper says "This one is not ours - this one is not ours"
Mortimer unhinges jaw like thisCaption Needed
Algroex throws whisper at one of the "mortimer"s and whisper says "this is ours - this is ours"
Algorex has a vision of standing over a naked body with red hair (looks just like Nabulee) as if preparing for a ritual, then standing over him is an odd looking golum looking like Nabulee, then it walks out putting its coat on
"More - we crave more" - whisper
Notice small mechanical sparrow-like bird at window taking notice of the events of our battle, flew off shortly after Algorex daggered the old dude
Symbol on back of card same symbol of Mortimer's assassins guild card
Apparently Algorex is prettier than Obyron??
Walter wants everyone to fit inside of Algorex, stick their heads out so they can breathe, and use that to sneak into a place
"Like an inside out human caterpillar"
Meeting spots form the symbol of Celestian when plotted on a map
Zeta gave Forfax the captains hat and said "At least for now"
Algorex feeds pancakes to the various mouths
One triggers a "memory"
Wife and two children at breakfast table
Loud crashing sound
Stand up chewing pancake
Turn around and see masked figure charging me
Feel knife in my throat and warm trickle down chest
Pancake tasted very irony
Guild chat with Lord Littlehorn:
"The Brokers" -- keep law and order on the plane
Represent & Defend people accused of crimes
Assassins guild are a "two faced group"
One side of coin: "Brokers of history"
Preserve works of art, historical artifacts, etc
Run museums
Other side of the coin: Use the connections they gain to perform acts of violence against individuals who have a price on what their life is worth
Card found at Mortimer's house
Method of communication used
Given to bearer - only they may view one single time
Impossible to say what message was given to Mortimer
"Not even the great obscurer can divine such things"
Algorex looks over the card again - 18 intelligence/investigation
Small bumps along logo itself
Written in ciphered language: two letters - "S M"
Notice the same S & M on Algorex's card
Assassin's guild leader: Anhelo
Walt and Forfax have an adorable hug & kiss moment in front of the whole crew
"You're mine forever. And if you're not, I'm gonna beat it out of you" - Walt
Nabulee - unfortunate news to share about our future arrangements
Gives us the death scarab????
Future work star charts are gone - perhaps Mortimer had stolen them from him - he does not know their whereabouts
Amazingly, Obyron had found some of them in Mortimer's house
Scarab of Death
This small pin appears to be any one of the various beneficial amulets, brooches, or scarabs. However, if a living creature wears or carries it for 1 minute (including in a bag or backpack), the pin changes into a horrible burrowing beetle-like creature. The thing tears through any leather or cloth, burrows into flesh, and reaches the victim’s heart in 1 round, causing death. A DC 20 Dexterity saving throw allows the wearer to tear the scarab away before it burrows out of sight, but he still takes 5d6 points of piercing damage. A properly worded wish spell cast before the creature reaches the heart can also save the victim. The beetle then returns to its scarab form. Placing the scarab in a container of wood, ceramic, bone, ivory, or metal prevents the monster from coming to life and allows for longterm storage of the item.
"This one belongs to us" - whisper when Algorex is investigating Mortimer's dagger
Vision in periphery begins to go black
See shadowed hand grip around the hilt of the dagger
Hear what sounds like a clock ticking
Shadowed hand reaching up and grabbing at Algorex's face
Nabulee tries to help identify the dagger - "clouded in shadow"
Never seen it before
we traded the cloak of elvenkind with Nabulee for a ring of truth
Walt leaves locker room, explains he made a request of Shanks
Shanks will get back to Walt after conferring with her patron
Lucious Lucy broadcast when we get back to ship
Well for those of you without a direct view of the big eye in the sky we’ve got some news for you, it seems like it's starting to blink and cry. The damn thing has been unmoving for months and now it looks like it's leaking in the stars itself. Of course this has not stopped the war effort, seems the whites have finally got the trees surrounded. The metal men and half heads have engaged in full allied war now. The eyes of ojos have not been heard from in a while, talk in the sea is that the whole damn planet they call home went kablooey around the time the Astralis got even more weird. At this point. It looks like the entire system will be under Galaphene Control in short order and our zombie queen bee is leading the charge. No word has come from Cappenna in some time, but their warships appear to be staying out for now. Might as well get some apropos songs in before we are all singing galaphene anthems, here is 5 dwarves and and elf with, we are all mages.
Long Rest (Oby sleeps with Zeta b/c scared)
“Tonight” is meeting
Forfax woke up in middle of night to sounds of woman crying, cramps in his stomach
Fades as he wakes
Believes it is his biological clock (he's pregnant)
“He was cold and I sheathed him” - Zeta about Oby sleeping in Captain's Quarters
Blue dragonborn appears to Forfax: “You must seek the gravity well”
Zeta tasks Zilla to go to Zeta's meeting so Zeta can go to Oby's meeting and protect him
Forfax explains he had a visitor last night
It's a confirmation we're on the right path
Relies on Walt winning his fight
Walt does not have a penis
“It's been lore for a while” - Shawn (It has? - Matt)
Obyron making a “Shart gun” ?
Walt and Oby go to request rules for Walt's fight tomorrow
Go to arena - closed
Roger's first ever physical dice roll is a nat 20 😊❤️
To find a flier
Rules will be revealed @ check-in
Change per fight
Forfax hands Walt his shield
“This is my chance to protect you for once” … “I think fate can handle covering my back for the next 24 hours"
Algorex considers joining Obscura guild with Forfax, but decides Maestros (assassins guild) would be better fit for him if possible, so decides not to join Obscura just yet
Algorex wearing Armor of Weightlessness and tries to fashion a cloak from his disguies kit to cover eyes/mouths
Sleight of Hand: 24
Walt is still Gunt Boogins
** Museum Meetings **
Oby & Zeta @ Field Museum
Large with marble columns outside and pictographs of (slete???) of large creature ← Slete? wtf was drunk Matt writing?
no guards at front door
Oby gives Zeta ring of invisibility then tries to kiss her on the cheek
Perception: 22
She dodges a little to turn it into the French “hello” kiss
“Don't fuck up”
Zeta Stealth: Nat 20! = 23
Star person appears behind Oby
“Initiate: Declare thy name”
petricite armor with runes of mistrel
containing and drawing in magic
Sovenis Maerilphel (S.M.?)
Invisible Zeta gives middle finger
Demand book taken from Mortimer
Zeta recognizes person as an Astral Elf
Forfax @ Halo Gallery
2 large angels with wings spread over doors
front door open
Hologram of masked individual with leather garments and metal shoulder pads (same SM as Oby & Zeta)
Demands book taken from Mortimer
“Sadly, it appears that one of you does not trust”
Walt @ Hollows History
Stone/granite building
Dimly illuminated
Walt yells out: “ALRIGHT! WHO WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME?”
Same hologram star person appears
“Initiate Obstenence”
Wants Mortimer's book
Mix vial with compatriats and partake
Need not comply to join the family
Return the book, wipe the slate clean
Algorex @ Moira Gallery
Concrete building with Shaped Patterns of whimsical creatures frollicking
Ivy growing
Dark windows with iron bars
Algorex cases the building - 17 investigation
All windows have bars
Few service entrances with digital locks
No security detail evident
Walk in front door
4 marble statues
1. Male Humanoid
2. Cat-like individual
3. Dragon
4. Aaracokra individual
Attempt to stealthily sneak around building
Hologram of masked dark starry person calling themself Sovenis Maerilphel
Invitation to Maestros
book from slain individual
partake together, trust is of utmost importance to us
“One of your ilk does not trust”
“Those sent in place declares their name as ‘Zilla’"
Grabs vial and leaves
Zeta & Oby try to fly to Zeta's meeting
Zilla sitting on steps holding vial
“Disappointed with trust afforded”
Sovenis Maerilphel
Forfax is stopped on his way back to the ship
Handed a different vial
“From my mistress, the prophecy must be fulfilled”
Mistress is “your subject Raffine”
“We have allied with the Galophene as you have instructed prior”
(Reminder: Raffine is the Sphinx leader of Obscura family)
Everyone meets up back at ship
Walt pours his vial off the side of the ship immediately “Decision made”
Everyone's vials are a different color - Algorex's is clear
Everyone shares info about hologram
Forfax shares info about strange extra encounter
Theory is order to Raffine predates his current memory
Is Obbscura acting on Forfax's behalf?
Obyron is the worst person Walt has ever met, and Walt would shit in Oby's mouth if he could
“I am building a machine to shit in your mouth” - Walt
Forfax shares that he sold Mortimer's book already
Algorex tries to identify vials
Nat 20 perception
very bitter
Poison and medicine is a similar flavor
slight numbing through mouth
believe it has a chance to stop consumer from breathing
Algorex believes he could make Walt's portion of the combined potion (4 intelligence roll)
Forfax's current plan:
1. Walt fights
2. Meeting with book broker
Dangle deck of many things?
3. Meeting with Sphinx
Does Obscura need other families?
Fights are well underway when we arrive
5 astrals to get us all in
we bring Zilla
“She's had a day” - Zeta
Don Jon the half-orc won the semi-finals
Don Jon vs Sovenis Maerilphel
Algorex bets 210 astrals (all his money) that SM wins
Odds are Don Jon to win 3:1, SM to win 1.3:1
Don Jon is a topless female
“So tusky” - Zach H
SM
Mask
elf ears
jet black gown
constellation arms
metal shoulder pads
calm while Don Jon is pounding her chest
blink of an eye: teleports behind Don Jon
Finger to back of DJ's skull
DJ collapses to the ground
Kit Canto rises in balcony - upset
Algorex wins his bet
SM stares @ Walt in the crowd
Walt follows Kit Canto
Shanks still in balcony
SM dematerializes and is gone
Don Jon - bare-breasted half-orc - laying in ring unconcious. Appears to be breathing
Fight ends @ ~11:45 PM
“Oby shuts the fuck up, Roger does not” ← ??
Walt follows Shanks in direction of Kit Canto
Forfax follows
Oby tries to follow
Walt fires Oby and makes Forfax his manager
Walt trying to make alliance with Kit Canto for final fight (as Gunt Boogins)
Tomorrow @ 11 - show up @ my Chateau and we shall formulate a plan
Invitation to Cabaretti if Walt or Shanks win fight
Radiant damage sears and burns away outer layers on creatures
Algorex - passing death save (12)
Large creature screams - hands disappear from walls
Ethereal spectral eyes and tentacles fill the area leading up to him
Feels like walking in molasses (difficult terrain)
Feels like walking in Molasses
Beam at Zeta - con save w/ adv - 27 - misses and hits wall
Beam at Forfax - wis save w/ adv - 22 - misses
Beam at Walt - dex save w/ adv - 20 - misses
Smaller creatures hovering over Algorex towards Zeta
Blind one bumps into a case and a tentacle get seared off
Both attack at Zeta - both miss
Zeta - bonus action starlight step towards big guy then walks up deus at him
Action to attack twice with sword - 24 dmg
Walt - potion of speed - "haste"
Punch floaty guy - 31 to hit - 24 magical bludgeoning dmg + 3 lightning dmg
Lightning seems to miss the creature and starts orbiting it instead
Punch floaty guy again - 31 to hit - 20 bludgeoning dmg
Healing potion to Algorex
Forfax switches to dragon form to fly - sunbeam at skull guy - 36 radiant damage + blind
Burning smell - whiff of ozone + strong carbon smell ("If that means anything to anybody…Just sounded cool")
Skull falls down to a pile of ash on the floor
Bursts of light orbiting it begin to explode
Zeta only one near it
Wis save - 6 - deep sorrow for the death of the creature ("charmed" - no effect since it's dead)
Con save - 29 - no effect
Wis save - 15 - afraid of creature that is now dead
Con save - 23 - almost feel like emptying bladder but able to control it
Dex save - Crit fail - wallowing in molasses - speed is halved for 1 min, no reactions, action or bonus action but not both ("slowed")
Con save - 20 - no effect
Str save - 5 - restrained
Wis save - 8 - drowsy
Dex save - 14 - skin begins hardening
Dex save - 18 - no effect
Dex save - 22 - no effect
“Zeta's physical character right now” - Zach in discord
Algorex
Stand up - stab at floaty guy with whisper - crit fail - miss but almost stab Walt
Stab again with Dragontooth dagger - 16 to hit - 25 dmg
Walt's electricity shocks Algorex and knocks him back unconscious
Screams of pain from mouths on the body but a few of them sound like moans of pleasure
Floaty guy does die though
Last floaty guy attacks walt - 24, 14 and 12 to hit - 13 piercing dmg (6 bc rage)
Tentacles wrap around Walt - grappled
Sleepy Zeta - fail both saves, now petrified and asleep
Walt
Punch the thing - 17 to hit - 19 dmg
Punch the thing again - 17 to hit - 16 dmg
Obyron - fully petrified
Forfax - Greater restoration for Oby
Oby: "I see why they call you an angel. Thank you"
Forfax pats Oby's head
Oby's view of Forfax
Algorex - death saving throw - 18 = pass
Floaty guy attacking Walt
Con save - 25 - pass
Zeta - sleeping and petrified
Walt
"Dammit goo man this is my last one" - another health potion for Algorex
Punch floaty guy - 21 to hit - 21 dmg - floaty guy is dead
Flavor: Punch the guy backwards into a case and the lasers tear it to shreds
End combat
Forfax flies to Zeta and casts another Greater Restoration
Shifts to chalice form - walks up to Algorex - 4th level cure wounds
"You can't just go around glowing everywhere" - Forfax
Investigation of items in room
2 foot diameter black sphere
Crown carved of purple and mauve stone with gem stones resembling eyestalks of a beholder
Tablet made out of black crystal
Polished stone orb veined with iridescent crystal that glows from within - 8 inch diameter
Iron flask
Royal green mist filling a glass orb
Necklace with various gemstones in it
FlaskNecklace
Cases appear to be meant for storage not display
Black sphere gives unsettling feeling that something is watching us
Purple crackles ripping on surface faintly
Look out window - eerie sensation that small orb has resemblance to astralis
Obyron trying to find a way to disable the security system
Trips some sort of alarm - lock panel closes - alarm blaring in room
Find digital keycard in the ash pile that was the skull guy
Alarms stop
Lasers deactivate
Glass casing slides away
Zeta tries to grab black orb
Dex save - 13
Feels like tips of fingers are just not there anymore
Blood pouring out of top portion of hand
Hand is now nothing but the palm and thumb…
"Your lay on hands suddenly got weird" - Shawn after Zeta's hands are partially amputated
Obyron tries to grab flask - nothing happens he just has the flask now
While Walt is staring at the green orb - "Hey stupid! Just pick me up already!"
"I'm stuck in here because Murgaxor is an asshole"
"That over there isn't a ball - that is just an instrument of death"
"You might wanna tell your friend not to shove her hands in every hole she sees"
"Don't think I was ever given a name. You can call me 'Murgaxor's thing', 'Murgaxor's creation', 'Murgaxor's monster', you could even call me 'Murgaxor' if that makes you feel better"
"I could tell you what the things in this room do"
Black Sphere = Sphere of Annihilation - gateway to death and nothingness itself - don't ever put anything living through it. Could put other objects through it and it'd be fine
Orb explains the other objects and how to use them (see chat)
"Don't misgender her just because she's missing fingers" - Shawn as Walt when Scott accidentally calls Zeta a he again
Forfax sends message to Ozzie to see how far away he is - "Close"
Forfax trying to study the necklace
"You can feel it can't you?" - Murgaxor
Has all shards represented
Holds on to it now that he knows what it is
Algorex puts the remaining items (except the sphere of annihilation) in his bag of holding
Plan to wait until morning
Algorex and Zeta rest
Forfax to search library for something to help Zeta
Walt and Oby go to investigate the extra ship
Warbling and sucking sound coming from the Astralis as Walt and Oby walk up to the ship
Nyx on board ship
Robot gave her to slavers and they were carting her around
Said they had a delivery to make to Ojos but they never returned to the ship
Obyron tries to pick the lock on her shackles
Walt thinks she may be playing Oby
Oby giving Nyx our whole story
Forfax and Zeta have an adorable heart-to-heart
Oby leads Nyx back to the library to see the rest of the crew
Decide to head back to ship and see if Doctor Mortimer can look over Nyx and Zeta and Algorex in the Med Bay
No activity on the deck of the ship
Come across Mortimer lying face down
Oby rolls him over
Lucious Lucy Broadcast!
Breaking news sea surfers, the siege of Gaia has broke. The Alabaster Fleet has charted a course for home and all reports indicate that Capenna did a double dirty stab in the birdy. They are high tailing for course home base. This could give the Gaians the chance they need to think of a new strategy because we all know that Capenna will be paying the blood price. Stay safe in the turbulent waters, now here is a song from Bobby Goes Down Swingin, called Orange Slide.
Find the rest of the crew - all laying on the floor in a peaceful slumber
Forfax tries to slap Mortimer awake to no effect
Nyx suggests we all rest too
"Didn't you say your phoenix is close?"
Nobody mentioned the phoenix
Forfax uses magic missile to jolt a few crew members awake
Forfax asks Mortimer what happened
Heard the sound of footsteps like Metal hitting Wood
Zia swears she heard a voice talking through a tin can
"It sounded like it was chanting something but I don't know exactly what it was saying"
Whole crew is accounted for
Algorex takes inventory of the ship
Nothing seems out of place
Oby and Nyx go to bed
Rest of party sticks around to discuss the situation
Walt heads to officers quarters (where Oby and Nyx are sleeping)
Intent to hack the intercom in the room
Hear mumbling as he walks up to the door
Nyx was wearing tattered clothes and her circlet of blasting
Forfax plan to use a spell that sends a raven to a person to tell them a secret
Hoping to use this to verify that Nyx is actually Nyx
Algorex to watch and see if the Raven appears
Then communicate to Forfax through Walter on the communicator if Raven appears
Forfax's message: "It's good to have you back Nyx, we've missed you. Join me on the top deck for a drink if you can"
"Constellation Raven"
Flies up out of Forfax's hand then streaks towards the front of the ship and split into two
One flies off into astral sea and other one dives through the deck of the ship
Algorex sees a spectral bird above Nyx's bunk for a moment before it disappears
Algorex whispers "I saw it" into the communicator
Algorex passes out trying to stay awake and pay attention to Nyx
(11 con roll)
Forfax falls asleep
Walt goes to some room and powers down
Nyx appears on castle deck holding a knife to Forfax's throat
"I just have one question. What did you do with the vial that Raffine had given you?"
"I drank it! What is this about Nyx?"
"You've always gotta make things complicated don't you?"
Nyx asks Forfax if he trusts her
Flips coin
Trusting
"It appears I do. Or at least fate does"
Nyx reaches into a pouch and pulls out a bit of leather and says "You might want to put this in your mouth. Don't want you losing that tongue of yours"
"What are you doing here Nyx?"
"Reacquiring something you weren't meant to have. That's what. It's all gone sideways. He wants it back, that's all that matters!"
Feels like a large needle was placed into his stomach and is sucking something out of him
"You might wanna be a little more careful with those messages you send out. Other people can listen."
Forfax: "What should I tell Oby?"
"This version of Oby will only know sorrow"
Jumps off the ship and lands on a metallic ship with a metallic person piloting
Nyx's ship shoots off towards the astralis
Obyron comes out of his trance and sees Algorex laying in the other bunk and Walt in a trance in the corner
Notices Nyx is no longer in her bunk
Oby yells he had a dream that he thinks came from Ashe and he thinks Nyx is working for Kwan
Oby starts running upstairs
Algroex wakes up from Oby shouting and follows him up the stairs
Forfax announces on the intercom
"Nyx is gone!"
Oby: "I have reason to believe that research is working for Kwan"
"Kwan killed Ashe using Research"
"I believe that Nyx is working for Kwan"
"I think she was brainwashed"
Forfax explains the two ravens
Oby Zeta and Algorex search the other ship for clues
Bloodstains all over the deck of the ship
Oby loots some stuff
Forfax puzzling about the "Mortals and the astralis" riddle
Everyone goes back to bed
Forfax uses sending
"Oby, Nyx missed a crucial piece of the puzzle. She'll need to come back to us to get it. I think we've got her"
Watches raven to see if it splits again
It does split again. One goes into the deck (where Oby is sleeping), other flies off toward the astralis
Forfax gets reply from other Oby "Incompetent bitch"
Oby mouths off at Walt, Walt gives him the one-two-punch
Misses first swing but hits the second punch for 20 dmg
Oby's nose broken
Both Shawn and Roger forgot what started the Oby + Walt fight
Zeta tries to throw up her hands to say stop but accidentally gives two thumbs up
Oby pulls his gun
Forfax casts level 3 hold person on both of them
DC 18 wisdom save
Both fail and are paralyzed
Oby fails next save
Walt succeeds next save (spent a second built for success)
Forfax: "Be cool Walt"
Forfax spends his turn trying to talk Walt down - he mostly agrees
Algorex eating his breakfast watching the show - Zeta shaking her head
Oby fails another save
Walt grapples Oby
"Alright. Oby - one, apologize. And two, what the fuck man?"
Forfax: "Be cool Oby. I'm gonna let you go now"
Releases the hold person
Walt tries to punch Oby again but crit fails so Oby slips free from his Grapple
Second punch 20 to hit - hits
Forfax uses his protective wing thing to stop the attack against Oby
Would've been 19 dmg
Walt apologizes, then Oby apologizes
Oby puts his hand out for a handshake, Walt leaves him hanging
While Walt and Oby continue arguing, Ozzie appears in the distance
Clutching a large round oblong ellipsoid in his talons
Drops a giant seed onto the deck of the ship
Full size phoenix now
Seed
Almond shape
Size of ostrich egg
Brown on the outside with shining green tendrils running through it
Oby and Algorex scavenge parts from the ship we found Nyx on at Zeta's direction
especially looking for parts for Zeta to make a nuke
Forfax looks through library for spells that will help regenerate Zeta's fingers
Forfax uses scry to try to find bad Nyx
Galophene ship at mistrel prime destroying the last few ships
Forfax tries to scry on Research instead
Appears to be IN the astralis - black holes blinking in and out of existence
LOTS of discussion on what to do next
Forfax casts Simulacrum to create a copy of himself
We decide to call him "Faxfor"
Start heading towards astralis while tinkering on making a nuke
Forfax yells out into the Astralis and casts divination
"What am I supposed to do?"
Dragonborn that we first saw in the scrapes stand behind Forfax
"It is simple. You must find a way to get to the gravity well"
"How do we get there safely?"
"You possess all you need"
Dragon born turns to ash and fades into the Astralis
Forfax debating whether or not to eat the world seed
Faxfor casts "Find the Path" to show the most direct physical route to a particular location (The Gravity Well)
No result
"There is information in the absence of information"
Move closer to the Astralis - ship starts to tear apart - only Ozzie seems unaffected by astralis
Forfax going to approach sphere of annihilation with the world seed
Sphere gets more stable as he gets closer with world seed
Press world seed into sphere
Stillness - momentarily it feels like gravity around us has lessened
Seed poops out onto other side of sphere and plops on the deck
Sleight of hand roll to not lose hands - 15 - good
Zeta "You didn't include the life part"
If the world seed is life we don't have immortality
Banking on Forfax being the life
Forfax investigating world seed
Bursting with life magic
Nothing he can do to attune to it
It desires to be buried in soil so it can grow
Algorex asks Faxfor if he feels pregnant like Forfax
Unclear
Forfax believes the seed of celestian inside him is the "immortality" portion, the world seed is life, sphere of annihilation is death
"Mortals and the Astralis can only coexist when a touch of immortality, life, and death are combined"
Forfax grabs world seed in left hand and pushes it into the sphere of annihilation with his hand
Begin to feel an odd sensation
See hand begins to disintegrate "Thanos snap" style
Drop seed and it falls through to the other side
Forfax missing hand up to wrist
Heals himself with rod of resurrection (doesn't return the limb but does heal the gushing wrist)
Ozzie approaches - sphere stops expanding and contracting when he gets closer
Forfax asks Ozzie to try to combine with world seed and the sphere of annihilation
"I'll do what must be done. I fear not death"
"Perhaps a bit of humility would've served me well here. The chosen of Celestian isn't immortal" - Forfax
Ozzie flies seed into sphere - both disappear - sphere constricts - changes from inky blackness to fiery red - dissolves into a liquid and drips down onto ship.
Ship absorbs the liquid which spreads out - pattern of wood changes and looks like phoenix feathers
Intense gravity feeling starts to subside and feels like we're in a regular part of the Astral sea now
mind transformed to shape of some large bird of prey
Feel creature swoop down and rip out stomach
One of the pairs of eyes in body stuck wide open with fear
Oby: Sleeping so definitely can't hear
Walt: 6
Doesn't hear anything
Zeta: 13
Doesn't hear anything
Ozzie: "I attempted, but not quite sure it made it out. Perhaps our bond is stronger than it is with them"
Forfax tells Ozzie he can speak to the group through Forfax if needed, then shares with the group that Ozzie is still with us
Zeta thinks Forfax might just be grief stricken
Forfax suggests we should get rest before our last hurrah
Asks Ozzie how long he'll be able to protect the ship
Ozzie doesn't see a way to go back to normal
Doesn't feel getting tired
"I feel as myself only larger"
Walt attaches a shield to Forfax's stub
Pivot on it so he can still dance and such
Small peephole that Forfax can use to cast spells through
Forfax asks Ozzie to fly us to the center of the Astralis
Ship flies itself now (Ozzie flying the ship)
Perception rolls
Obyron - 27
Algorex - 15
Forfax - 23
Betafax - 13
Walt - not looking?
Obyron sees a humanoid shape that appears to be standing on two spheres of some kind
Alert ship via PA system
Research flying towards ship
Research notices us and starts toward us
Energy coming out of hands
Obyron mans ballista
Forfax: "Ozzie, evasive maneuvers!"
Algorex: mans ballista
Forfax and Betafax spread wings and start hovering within ship gravity but ready to take flight once Research is closer or threat is noticed that requires them to fly away
2000 ft and closing
Algorex fires warning shot slightly to the left of Research (also trying to discern new weapon range)
Giant flame fires out of cannon
Fireball approaches individual flying on comets
His hands wave, circle of inky blackness appear where the fireball is headed then suck up the fireball and close behind.
Fireball seems to have gone about 1000 feet before being sucked up
Figure forming beam of electricity and shoots towards Algorex
Dex save - 13
Algorex takes 25 points lightning damage
electricity drains into ship
Groaning sigh from ship itself and some feathers near Algorex sizzled/frayed from electricity
Forfax "Oby! Fire at will!"
Oby makes 3 attack rolls with manganelle
Opens another black hole - flies into it and disappears
Zeta fires manganelle
Bolt of lightning hits deck
Research emerges out of inky black hole over castle deck and 4 more metallic creatures drop to deck, while Research floating on the deck
Metallic creatures drop to the deckMetallic creatures drop to the deck
Forfax notifies Algorex and Oby over communicators of the boarding party
Combat
Initiative
Walt - 19
Forfax - 20
Betafax - 19
Zeta - 18
Oby - 19
Algorex - 29
Algorex
bonus action dash to get to castle deck
throws Whisper at closest robot - 16 to hit - miss
Forfax
Throws bead of force at 2 robots
Dex save throw to avoid capture DC15
Both pass
Still take damage
19 radiant damage
Punches a hole clean through the metal on the robot and can now see gears whirring inside it's body
Betafax
Casts spell and misses
"It seems the beta is inferior to the alpha" - Zach W
Casts Stellar bodies on self
Two whirling comets start circling him
Forfax and Betafax fly into the air (Forfax 30 ft, Betafax 10 ft)
Oby looks up at Research and sees another electric blast getting ready to be rained down on him
Flies to castle deck on hoverboard through interior of ship
Electricity rips off portion of railing on main deck of ship
Walt
Rage
Punch at research-like robots
Crit fail
Everyone sees Walt being manhandled by the robot
Punch again
19 to hit
Hits for 22 damage + cell = 23 damage
Use speed stim for additional set of punches
22 to hit for 25 dmg
18 to hit - misses
"Parry this you fucking casual"
Built for success
Now 19 to hit which does it
19 damage
Zeta
Shoot at research with manganelle x2
One gets noped into black hole but other hits
23 damage
Blast knocks him back and further from ship but he rights himself and heads back towards ship with electricity charging in his hands
Android 1
Strike back at walt
21 to hit
18 force damage
Follows up with uppercut and hands begin to glow bluish
22 to hit for 9 force damage
Walt Reaction
Flash bang stone rune at guy attacking him
Wisdom save for charm - 7
Creature charmed for 1 min - has speed of 0 and incapacitated - dreamy stupor
Android 2
Leaps between zeta and cannon - sails by Betafax - opportunity attack
Starlash (thorn whip) as he flies by - 27 to hit - 11 dmg and yanks him back 10 ft (lands underneath betafax)
Blue punches at Algorex
7 force damage and knocked prone
Another blue punch
Algorex does some "gloopy shit" (14 to hit) and he misses
"Make a donut out of your puddle shape or some shit"
Silver guy 1
Blue mist emanates out from it
Cha save from everyone but oby
Algorex is charmed
Betafax is charmed
Walt charmed
Move speed zero, incapacitated
Silver guy 2
Saunters up to incapacitated walter
Punch to the face - 10 and 20 to hit - both miss
Algorex
Cha save at the end of turn - fail
Forfax
Moves to intercept Research - 60 feet above ship
Hold person at the guy that emanated the blue mist
Wis save dc 18
7 - fail
Paralyzed condition
Incapacitated - concentration broken
Cloud dissipates
Spell attack at android punching walt
16 radiant damage
Dude dead
Betafax
Stupor effects begin to dissipate - gets turn but a little light headed
Bless - algorex, walt, zeta
15 to hit android dude below him
16 radiant damage
Skin exposed, wires frayed, electricity sparking
Obyron
Shoots 4 shots at the dude under Betafax
3 hit for 43 damage
1 crit fail - gun jams and it will take a bonus action to free the jam
Walt
Fire up the hydraulics
Pugilize the held whispy guy next to him
29 to hit - hits
Auto crit bc hold person
23 damage
Punch again - 31 damage
Throw heated cables at dude
Strenght save - auto fail because already held
2d6 fire damage at start of each turn and now
9 fire damage
Zeta
Shoot manganelle at research x2
Roll stained glass because we really wanna hit him
23 to hit and 28 to hit
Both hit - 16d6 dmg - 32 + 24 dmg = 56 dmg
Blast knocks him off center right before launching more electricity
Hits front of ship instead of main deck
Android 2
Punch at algorex for 10 force damage
Punch again but miss
Silver 1
Fails hold person save at end of turn
Silver 2
Bluish mist
Cha saves
Algorex pass
Oby pass
Zeta pass
Algorex
Stab at android guy - 18 to hit - hits
8 piercing + 24 psychic = 32 dmg
Dead
Throw dragontooth dagger at held silver guy - 28 to hit - hits
7 piercing and 4 acid - 11 total
Dead
Forfax
Tries to get closer to Research
Now 90 ft away from ship trying to get within 300 feet of Research - yes
Cast earth bind at him
Strips of yellow radiant energy lashes out from ozzie (ship) to robot - strength save
Robot waves hand - magical hand grabs tendrils and crushes them and they fade away
Flash recall to change out a spell slot as bonus action
Robot flies over top of ship to other side
Electrical energy at other side of ship
Screech of pain from ship and feel a list to the side
Betafax
Change to chalice form
Mass cure wounds
Full party and also attempt to target Ozzie (hopefully healing ship)
5d8
28 healing
Can do additional 2d8+5 healing to additional target because of chalice form
Dump into ship in case it works
Some damage on ship begins to heal but definitely still a damaged ship
Flash recall to change out spell slot as bonus action
Flies closer to research (70 ft away from ship now)
Obyron
Fly 50 ft towards research (closer to Forfax)
Fires 3 sinper bolts at research
All 3 hit - 56 fire
Knock him back
Research reaction to oby
Shoot more bolts of energy into the ship
Walt
Punch at remaining silver robot guy
Celestian's boone - prophetic state for one minute
Can use reaction to cause attack rolls to have advantage or disadvantage
11 dmg on first punch
18 dmg on second one
Zeta
Shoot manganelle at research x2
24 and 26 to hit for 57 damage
Sphere of inky blackness opens up beneath him and he disappears into it
Right before the fireballs hit him
"whatever bacteria or organisms were within that area were decimated"
Silver dude 2
Hits walt - 21 to hit - 14 bludgeoning
Hit again - 9 to hit - miss
Algorex
Jump from castle deck to battle deck through hatch to battle deck to get to guns faster
Athletics roll - 12
Twisted ankles if I had one
Con save - 19 - recover momentum but still take 3 points of nonexistent tendon damage
Hold attack action to shoot ballista at Research when he next appears
Forfax
Use rod of resurrection to heal Ozzie (ship) 84 health
Betafax
Protection from energy - give ship resistance to electrical damage
Oby
Hold attack action for when he sees research guy appear
Bonus action slip on ring of invisibility
Walt
Punch at remaining silver robot guy
18 to hit - hits
27 dmg
NAT 20
36 dmg
Dude dead
"You punch this thing into next Tuesday" - Zach W
Walt and Zeta feel an odd sensation - "if you have hair it stands up like a static electricity feeling"
Bodies of fallen robots seem to slam together and coalesce
Glowing metallic being forms from the remains
Voice sounds akin to voice from day Nyx was taken
"I am not so easily defeated"
Ship has massive force pushing it upwards and hear a loud explosion
Zeta notices exterior of newly form creature seems to be made mostly of petricite
It's also as big as enlarged Walter is
Continuation of battle from previous session
Zeta
Shouts that the creature is made of petricite so probably absorbs magic
Runs up to giant robot with laser sword
29 to hit, nat 20 - both hit - 29 total magical slashing dmg
Starlight step back to gun
Giant robot
Double punch Walt's chest
28 to hit - hits
22 to hit - hits
Betafax uses reaction to give walt +4 AC
27 points force damage
Another explosion from bottom of ship - ship rocks back and forth
Algorex
Bonus action dash into cargo hold
Choose right side of map
Research with a bit of a cloak - burned up from scorching fire cannons
Channeling electricity - just finished blowing a hole into the side of the ship
Battle Damaged Research
Throw whisper - 25 to hit - 14 dmg
In response - Research closes his fist and a baseball-sized stone forms from dust and launches at Algorex's face - 12 dmg halved by uncanny dodge = 6 dmg
Forfax
Flies down and tries to look into the cargo hold from outside the ship
Sees small debris field concentrated near that area
Dash action towards hull
Casts Zephyr strike on self
Betafax
Healing hands + chalice to heal Walt for 12 + 15 = 27 hp
Oby
Invisibility and swoops into hole on side of hull
Bonus action Marksman Focus but that drops invis (hunter's mark on Research)
Walt
2x punch at giant robot thing - 21 & 23 to hit - both hit - 22 + 17 = 39 dmg
Offhand attack - 23 to hit - 17 dmg
Zeta
Action dash to enter the cargo hold where research is
Giant robot
Punches betafax for 52 dmg
Research - as Obyron enters
Closed fist towards Zeta, Forfax & Algorex, other fist closed towards Oby
Flash of genius from Zeta to fix Algorex's very failed save with a +5, not enough
Wisdom saves
Algorex & Oby under the effects of "Hold Person"
Wis saves at end of turn
Research
Algorex
Fail wisdom save
Forfax
Swoop to hull hole
Trigger Zephyr strike
Use Starlash (Thorn whip spell) - advantage from Zephyr strike
20 to hit - hits
14 + 4 = 18 dmg
Trigger concentration check
Yanks Research 10 feet out of the ship towards Forfax
Hovers in place - looks up at Forfax and eyes change to orange color
Cast Zephyr strike again
Flies away from ship giving "come at me" gesture to Research
Betafax
Heat metal on giant robot
Con save
Petricite chest plate grounds the magic into the ship and damages the ship
Archer bolt (magic arrow)
20 dmg
Hear an odd high frequency noise being made as the tip of the arrow is near to hitting the creature then the arrow redirects into Walt instead
Obyron
Fails wisdom save
Walt
"I shall punch this thing with my punchy parts"
28 to hit
24 dmg
31 to hit
21 dmg
Bonus action health stim - 16 heal
Zeta
Move to hull opening - look out to see Research
Upcast magic missile
22 dmg total
5 dc10 concentration checks
Starlight step back into ship
"Now he needs to come in if he wants to fuck with me"
Psychic thought in Forfax's head: "I have not time for this nonsense"
Research
Haymaker at Forfax - miss
Second fist - 29 to hit - 28 force damage
Turns back on Forfax and slams into Obyron flying faster than we've ever seen
Shoves Obyron through the wall into the other cargo hole
Hear a loud spintering crack on the hull
Obyron takes 21 bludgeoning damage and blood drizzles from the corner of his mouth as his body falls to the ground
Algorex
Nat 20 wis save - break out of stupor and see the large hole in the side of the hull and vaguely remember a bird or something flying through the room
Remember the rock in the side of his head
Expel it using shape self
Forfax
Flies into ship
Makes way to other cargo hold
Star Lash - 22 dmg and pulls research 10 feet towards him
Concentration check
Voice in his head "I grow tired of this"
Forfax replies: "Then quit! Relent! It'll be over!"
Bonus action starry bolt for 14 radiant damage
Research shoots ball of electricity out at Forfax
Dex save - fail - 34 lightning damage
Forfax casts Absorb elements as a reaction to halve the damage
Bounces off of Forfax, crumples stone defender behind him and goes through the wall behind him
Betafax
"Ride the lightning" - basically he turns into a lightning bolt to fly above Walt avoiding opportunity attacks
Oby
Breaks from hold person stupor
Walt
"I know this is gonna really shock everyone, but this round I'm gonna put my fists into something in a fairly rapid motion with intent to injure"
20 to hit
27 dmg
18 to hit
20 dmg
Start seeing sparks flying off the creature
"Take that sparky, why don't you go get yourself fucked?"
Zeta
Activate remaining stone defender
Move into room with Forfax and Research
Command stone defender to stand near Research
Giant robot
Punches Walt back
26 to hit - 22 force dmg
20 to hit - misses
Research
Looks around, snaps finger and a black hole opens around him and he goes through it and disappears
Hear over the intercom a shipmate saying "Hostile on the forward battle station! He's taking control of the cannons!"
Algorex
Bonus action dash to cannon
Chuck whisper at Research
29 to hit - 17 dmg
Forfax
Casts "Freedom of the Winds"
get to hallway in main deck
Betafax
Cure wounds on Walt - 35 hp
Oby
Recovers hoverboard from starboard cargo room
Dash action - fly as far toward the front of the ship as he can
Bonus action ring of invisibility
Walter
Punch
31 to hit
31 dmg
27 to hit
26 dmg
Zeta
Zeta and the stone defender dash toward front of ship where Research went
Zeta flying around outside of ship
Bonus action starlight step 30 feet further
Giant robot
Erratic punches at Walt
25 to hit - 32 force dmg
15 to hit - misses
Research
Purple light emanates out of his arms
Flame cannons pivot well past where they were supposed to with a screech - facing inward now
Both fire toward Algorex
Dex save - pass
Two giant explosions behind Algorex
Cloak completely melted off of Research and skin is scorched
Oby launches grenade at the rats when they're close enough
Algorex levitates 20 ft using Armor of Weightlessness
Walt oils himself
Zeta casts reverse gravity to lift the rats in the air
Plan is to drop the rats to the ground at the end of the minute concentration unless someone comes up with another plan
Plops and Splats as the rats hit the ground
9/10ths of them splatter on the ground but the bodies soften the landing for the others
~60-70 left charging at us
Forfax casts "Spike Growth"
Rats are eviscerated as they run through the spikes
Oby tries to hack Research's memories
"Why were you sent here?"
"Absolution was my aim, coming here. Absolution, finally"
"What is the next Galophene plan?"
"A decisive strike to eliminate the last resistance, aided by my technology"
"Why are there two Obyrons?"
"How the individual grains came to be, I do not know"
(Forfax's recommendation) "Where are we?"
"The center of everything, and the birthplace of nothing. The sifter"
"What did you mean by absolution?"
"When I was planning my tech on the Tu'narath world, I encountered a creature full of wisdom. It spoke to me, it knew me, it told me guilt is alien and yet gnaws at you. Absolution is attainable, gather the sand to be sifted, shepherding the misguided is your task. My task is complete."
Forfax believes the being to be Tarashi - the sphinx on Tu'narath that gave us our fortunes
Oby looks for useful tech he can scavenge off of Research's body
Design is incredibly simple
Research's strength wasn't necessarily mechanical
Clearly magic infused
Zeta can tell Research's metal is infused with vial magic
Everything seems to be well-lit and nothing seems to be casting a shadow yet we can't find a source of light
Zeta spends time recovering nuke components from the crash site
Algorex helps
Find about 40% of what we're looking for
Concious folk hear the sound of wet meat slapping concrete and when they look out they see laughing zombie creature:
Laughing Zombie Creature
Algorex and Zeta hide in the rubble
Walt shakes Forfax awake
Appears to be about 10 of these creatures
Creatures seem to be searching towards the rubble
Forfax stands up, grabs his shield, looks at Walt, and says "I guess I should introduce myself"
Makes self glow with thaumaturgy
Walks to wards creatures somewhat casually
All 10 creatues turn and stare at Forfax then all begin emitting a shrill screeching sound
Forfax yells in Celestial
"I AM FORFAX. CHOSEN OF CELESTIAN. FULCRUM OF DESTINY. BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE! THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU HERE."
Disadvantage intimidation roll
16
Shrieking subsides a bit and creatures appear to start backing off
Forfax hovers using wings and uses "Gust Barrier" to make himself look more epic
"GO! BEGONE!"
Another intimidation roll
18
Creatures run back into the city
Forfax shrugs and walks back to sleeping area
Over comms: "All clear"
Coin flip to determine whether to stay and search for nuke parts vs move on to find a secure place to sleep
Odds = stay, evens = go
1 - stay and search
Forfax: "Wake me should I need to smite fifty of whatever those are"
Zeta and Algorex search for another hour
Find up to about 75% of parts now
Feel slight vibration in the streets
Algorex over comms: "Earthquake maybe?"
Zeta thinks it feels similar to being on a bridge near a military march. Too in sync and rhythmic to be natural
Walt wakes Oby up rudely
"Hey dickbag! Zeta says she's willing to risk you being a dickbag but you need to wake up because there's an army of earthquakes coming our way or something"
Oby flies in the air
2 very large humanoid looking figures with smaller humanoids behind them coming down the street in our direction
Large humanoid creatures
Walt wakes up Forfax, Forfax flies up in the air and gets a view
"Get ready for a fight folks, I'll see if I can talk them down"
Forfax does his yelling show again and tells the creatures to halt
Creature in the back with a staff - footsteps of the giants seem to match him stomping his cane/staff
Creature in the back with a staff
Snarling grumble projected back: "Disciple of the false god: How dare you come to this place? You have been told to never return"
Forfax: "I need not destroy your entire party. Go back to where you came from. We can leave you in peace"
Intimidation roll: Nat 20! (Total 26)
Voice: "Go back from whence you’ve come, and we will allow you to leave"
Forfax: "We will leave once business is concluded. Our means of departure is delayed. We will be on our way"
Voice: "What is your intent?"
Forfax: "To rekindle the Astralis. Once that's done, we'll be gone. No more blood needs to be shed"
Voice: "The Astralis is dead and will not return. If that is what you have come to do, it is the folly. Even if it were possible, it is something we could not allow. The world born dead, thus say it so."
Forfax: "If it cannot be done, then letting us attempt is no matter. Step aside, if we fail, we fail. You can let live"
Persuasion roll
29
Long pause
Voice: "We will be watching your movements. We will let the emissary of the world born dead aware of your presence and your intentions. I suggest you turn and leave as I had offered you before. How you get there is of no consequence to me. But your goal here is a folly. If you do not leave, we will see you again and will not be so…accommodating."
Begins to tap his staff and the larger creatures turn and the group proceeds to walk away.
Forfax into communicators: "Well, I bought us some time at least. Something tells me that a fight is coming. Hopefully after our business here."
Long rest
We're able to get about 95% of the materials needed for nuke but some of the more delicate components have been destroyed in the crash
Might be able to salvage those components from tech on Zeta's person but those things would be unusable afterwards
Make our way into the city and see what appear to be homes
Plinth above the gate in a language we don't speak but it reminds us of gates above other cities we've been in that just announce the name of the city
Forfax notices architectural frills on buildings that remind him of jewelry that dragonborn creatures wear
Motifs in the windows that bear a striking resemblance to the Astralis itself
Zeta suggests maybe this city WAS the Astralis before it got destroyed
No signs of vandalism.
Eerie soundless environment
"Silence is your ownly greeting"
As we approach one of the doors it opens
Tower attached to the inner wall of the city
Obyron notices city is laid out like the face of a watch dial
Scheme to get everyone to the other side of the gate
Some combination of flying characters, starlight step, Oby's hoverboard
Forfax hears in his head: "You were told to depart and yet you continue. Turn back now"
"If you let us approach and complete our mission we will leave peacefully"
"If you cross the threshold into the inner ring you will face wrath. This is your second warning and there shant be a third"
Forfax yells back at the voice and says we intend to go forward anyways but we don't want any trouble
Gravelly response: "Begone usurper. Depart through the warp gates"
Everyone feels air pressure change behind us and see an "X" pattern ripple in the air and an inky black portal tears open
"Leave this place. This is your last opportunity"
Forfax yells: "The great sphynx Terashi told me my fate. I must go to the gravity well! Is that what is at the center? Is that what this place is?"
Feminine voice that sounds like 5 or 6 young girls all speaking in an unsettling unified voice: "The sphynxes speak in half-truths of things they can only comprehend the edge of. Trust them not. Depart from hence through the portal."
Forfax: "Are you a Sphynx then? Because you gave me just the edge of the question I asked. I seek the gravity well. Is it here?"
Voice: "We are the ones chosen to wake from the slumber"
Forfax looks down: "No meaningful answers. You say not to trust Terashi or any sphynx. But the two that we have met so far seem to have been honest with us."
Hear what sounds like a large explosion to the west of our current location.
Feels like a small earth quake has happened
Gravelly groaning voice lets out a scream that everyone can hear now, not just Forfax: "Breach of the inner gate. Fall back. The well must remain pure."
See oddly tinted smoke with a shimmering effect almost like oil rising to the west
Forfax thinks we may be here to protect the gravity well from whatever just attacked rather than to destroy it. Perhaps we are allies of these people rather than enemies
Forfax: "The gravity well must remain pure. That sounds right and true"
Portal behind us has collapsed back into being space in the street again
Zeta says either way we need to get there
Forfax tells Walt to punch the gate
Forfax yells: "The gravity well must remain pure! How can we help?"
Receives no response
Zeta: "We mean to enter it not harm it! We will protect it!"
Deafening silence in response
Walt tries punching the gate open but fails
Zeta makes an intelligence roll and tells walt to try to slide it open instead
No luck
Forfax flies to the other side of the gate and looks for a way to open it
No luck really
Oby flies over the wall
Zeta starlight steps to the other side
Algorex just blobs through between the bars
Forfax searching left building for way to open the gate and asks Algorex to do the same in the right building
Inside building see steps
Subtle difference in the first 5 steps, almost like they're raised higher almost like a pressure switch
Oby: "I will help Walt if he apologizes for constantly shitting on me"
"Go fuck yourself"
Algorex and Forfax talk about the steps over the communicators
Forfax flies over the steps to the second floor and sees some sort of lever that looks like it might be a mechanism to open the gate
Over the communicator: "I found a lever. Let's see if this works"
Pulls the lever
Hear a click. A couple more clicks go by then the clicking stops and doesn't seem like anything's happened
Forfax over communicator: "Algorex, if you can avoid the first steps see if you have a lever up there as well. Perhaps we have to pull them at the same time"
Algorex tries to disarm the pressure plates
23 Sleight of hand
"I think I disarmed them, I'll try now" and then walks up the stairs
Top of steps and see something that overlooks Walter doing Walter things as well as a lever
There's also a book on the table but it's scribbled in a language that doesn't make sense.
"I found the lever but there's a book too. I can't read it should I pull the lever or try reading the book first?"
Forfax: "Bring the book with, let's try to get Walt over here. On three. One, two, three"
Algorex and Forfax pull the lever and the gates open for Walt
Forfax points in a direction: "Presumably the gate's that way" and starts walking. Everyone follows
See something laying across the road in on the other side of a bridge
Appears to be some kind of dark mass that looks like it maybe is a pile of something that is very dark in color almost like it's absorbing the light. 2-3 ft wide by about 1.5 feet high
Acrid stench in the air akin to burning flesh
Slain creature in the road
Forfax goes up to right before the bridge to get a closer look
Dull red at this point but looks like some kind of slain creature laying in a puddle on the ground
Forfax walks around it keeping 10 ft away from it: "Even dead, looks like something we should avoid"
19 arcana roll
Thinks this must be some type of creature tainted by the void wastes but looking around doesn't see any telltale signs of the void wastes being here
Party follows Forfax giving the creature a wide berth
Gate seems to have been blown to smithereens and is open now. Bodies of slain beings all over the ground. Some seem familiar, some we haven't seen before.
Bodies of slain beings all over the groundBodies of slain beings all over the groundBodies of slain beings all over the ground
Forfax: "Hopefully we're not too late"
Zeta: "Yes, let's hurry"
Through the gate is a great pyramid with steps going up to a door that looks like it is open
More bodies of slain creatures dotting the path
Defended the temple with whatever semblance of life they had
Telltale signs of combat
Used power cells
Spent grenades
Clearly weaponry from outside this place
Black swirling mass on top of the pyramid
Almost looks like one of those portals that Research had been opening up but looks more erratic
Light seems to be spilling out of it
Party presses forward up the steps
Nothing stops us walking into the temple
Opening that drops down into inky blackness but pathways lead to central spire that looks like glass and lights up the temple
Hear a clapping sound coming from out of range where we can't see
Zeta very sure it's two hands clapping (nat 20 perception roll - total 25)
4 figures emerge from the sides of the temple wearing cloaks with hoods on the top of them
None of them seem to be clapping so there may be a 5th one
Forfax floats angel-like
"The gravity well will remain pure. We're here to ensure it. Stand aside."
Response: Gruff echoing grunt "Hm" that sounds akinly familiar
Perception roll: 19
Sounded like Walt
Forfax raises further in the air: "Final warning. Out of our way!"
Uses "Radiant soul" feature. Glows brighter, wings get larger, etc - gets more "angelic"
Snickering laughter from the 4 hooded individuals
Forfax starts flying forward: "Time to shut their mouths Walt"
Evil Nyx: "That's quite far enough! We're missing one. We've had to send an errand out to go get her"
Forfax: "So what's the plan Nyx? What happens now?"
Evil Nyx: "We wait"
Oby: "So who are the others? I know Research isn't with you anymore"
Evil Nyx: "Oh sadly no. He was supposed to come back but he didn't. Seeing that you're here I suppose you had something to do with that."
…
Evil Nyx: "Never quite right after that last operation" - referring to Research
"So. Why are you here Forfax? Do you even know?"
Forfax gives his goals and tells Nyx he'll destroy her if he has to
Alt Nyx
Alt Obyron
Evil Obyron: "You don't know what the fuck you're doing here. You've been sent on some half-filled truths. No. No we've done too much work for you to just up and come and stop us now. Our side will win this day."
Oby: "What is your side? What is your goal in this?"
Evil Oby: "To become part of the whole once more"
Evil Walt: "Shut the fuck up you two. He didn't say to share your entire life story to these motherfuckers"
Alt Walter
Evil Algorex doesn't drop hood and doesn't seem to actually be wearing clothes but instead seems to just be absorbing light like a black hole
Alt Algorex
Evil Walt: "You fuckers are gonna wait here till we're good and ready"
Evil Oby: "Whose that with you? That one over there?" and points at Zeta
Oby: "That's Zeta. She's the best of us"
Zeta whispers to the group: "Uhmm why is there two of all of you?"
Forfax whispers back: "No idea"
Forfax: "If they want us to wait, I think it's in our best interest to not"
Evil Nyx: "Don't do anything foolish now"
Forfax: "If your friend is late to the party that's kinda on you isn't it?"
Forfax moves closer
Lights start to glow and turn red
Evil Walter: "Can't say we didn't fuckin tell you"
29/14, 28/11, Crit/35, 29/15, 17/11 , all plus hunters mark dmg
All 6 hit - 127 total damage
Creature screams and ground begins to buckle
Algorex feels sensation of something approaching that feels vaguely familiar
Ground beneath him melts away and gnashing teeth and maws appear in the ground
Trying to reach up and snatch anything that moves by
Algorex
Bonus action jump spell to get out of range of the teeth on the ground
Throw whisper with disadvantage (too far)
29 to hit - would've been a nat 20
13 damage
Feel backlash - 1 pt psychic damage
Forfax
Pulls out "Negative Plane Stone" from inventory
Tablet that was given to him by Auri on negative plane prison
Cracks the tablet to hopefully send creature to prison
That's what Auri told him it would do
Rainbow glow out of the tablet and two white orbs come out
Orbs form portals
Two of the warden creatures come out from the portals, one with angel wings and one looking like a devil
We recognize them as Auri and Ashiok
Pull out swords, one with black fiery energy and one with purplish fiery energy
Spectral chains wrap around the creature which begins to wail in pain
Step back into the portals and the creature is torn into two pieces through the portals and the portals disappear
Mouths on the ground begin to slowly turn into a weird gelatinous thing
Evil Walt: "Well what the fuck was that?"
Forfax yells out: "Are you ready to stand aside?!"
Party moves up next to Forfax
Evil Walt cracks knuckles: "Welp, figured this was gonna happen one way or another"
Evil Algorex melts into puddle on the ground and disappears into a shadow in the cracks of the stone
Evil Oby pulls out a cannon launcher
Evil Nyx pulls out the dagger she previously held to Forfax: "This is not how it was supposed to happen"
Evil Walt: "Just shut the fuck up and beat them into a pulp"
Forfax: "There's still time to join the winning side! We've got them outnumbered"
Flips coin in the air to Nyx
Crit fail on persuasion
Fast rush of wind behind Forfax and black winged person carrying something in other hand snatches coin out of the air
lands and sets a humanoid shape into a chair
Humanoid appears to be unconscious and wearing solid white armor
(Evil Forfax)
"Walt is immediately turned on" - Shawn
Alt ForfaxNyx in full Galophene armor
Zeta immediately recognizes humanoid's armor as full galophene armor
Evil Forfax: "Ah. Finally. We're all back together as one big family. I must say handsome devil (to Forfax), who is that friend behind you? Seems our numbers are a bit off"
Forfax: "I found in my travels that there are some that operate outside the bounds of the story"
Evil Walt: "Well at least the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You two speaking all that cryptic bullshit"
Forfax: "Walt, you'll find that I'm not the apple or the tree. I'm the whole fucking grove"
Evil Forfax flips coin back to Forfax: "Let the ritual continue. I hope Walt wasn't too mean to you. You do know how he is"
Forfax: "I don't believe we're on the same page here. We've come to stop what you're here to do"
Evil Forfax: "What I've come to do? I've come to help you have that baby. You are here to have that baby no? You've been calling on our great god to help you. We're all here to serve the same purpose. We're two sides of the same coin"
Forfax: "The gravity well must remain pure. I don't understand your part in this"
Evil Forfax: "Everybody needs a midwife."
Glances off to the side
"That's not necessary Al, just stop
Evil Algorex had snuck up on Walt and Zeta
"Perhaps a family reunion is in order!" - glancing at Obyron
"I will say, it was hard to get here. Those galophene fight like a motherfucker"
Oby: "Is that my sister?!"
Evil Forfax: "One in the same. Although I must say I don't think she's exactly the same person as last time you saw her"
Oby: "What did you do to her?!"
Evil Forfax: "I did nothing to her. Now, her father… well that's kinda complicated isn't it? Her king? At least at that time… recognized what Research brought to her. He simply restored her memories but what you two were in your past was not good I will say."
"Do you know how much blood is on your collective hands?"
Oby: "I only know the blood that's on my own hands. Maybe you can enlighten me further. I've seen some visions. I know the blood on Kwan's hands but"
Evil Forfax: scoops up Nyx's body and asks Oby to come up the stairs
Mirrored surface becomes opening to more stairs and Evil Forfax begins to walk up stairs
"Oh the number of worlds that have fallen under the heels of your boot. Kwan did the Astral Sea a kindness in killing you. Well…killing you as it were… your kind doesn't exactly die"
Oby looks back at Forfax: "So what say you, Forfax?"
Forfax rubs his fingers together and looks down at his coin, looks back at Walt with a lost expression on his face
Walt: "Dude. I've got nothing. Tell me what to do"
Forfax takes a deep breath, looks at Zeta quizzically for a moment, then says "Of everyone here, you're probably the only one who can truly be objective. What's the play captain?"
Zeta: "I have no fucking clue"
On a perception 16 roll, Algorex notices the mouths and eyes all over him are slowly starting to dissolve back into him
Forfax: "So, we're all on the same side and want the same thing. If that's the case, then Nyx can return what she stole from me, yes?"
Alt Forfax: "Oh? What thievery has occurred?"
Forfax to Alt Nyx: "Well tell him. What did you take from me and for what purpose?"
Alt Nyx: "It was the Tincture from Raffine"
Alt Forfax: "Ah! It seems there was a misunderstanding. You see that was always meant for me and it was given to you by mistake. So Nyx here was kind enough to get it back. Nothing stolen."
Alt Nyx: "Also you gave it up willingly"
Forfax: "You're asking for quite a bit of trust. But you’re not sharing anything"
Some back and forth about whether they're against us
Forfax: "Research abducted Nyx. You worked with Research and here you stand"
Alt Forfax: "Research does things in his own way. I simply requested that he bring you here. It seems that diplomacy was not his strong suit I suppose. I apologize if he caused you any heartburn"
Zeta: "And why was it you want us here again?"
Alt Forfax: "We all must be here for the ceremony to begin"
Zeta and Alt Forfax share some sarcasm
Forfax: "What is the outcome?"
Alt Forfax: "We're going to start the Astralis again, of course. Is that not what you desire as well?"
Forfax, looking towards alt Walt: "So the plan, what you all desire from this, the outcome, is to rekindle the Astralis, yes? That's what you all understand we're here to do?"
Alt party look around at each other then nod yes
Forfax insight checks alt party, particularly alt Walt, for deception
22
No hints of deception but does seem like there's more to the story than the end outcome
Forfax: "I'd like to hear from Walt" - looks to alt Walt - "When all's said and done, what's going to happen to the world and to us? What's the end game as you understand it?"
Alt Walt looks to alt Forfax who nods and then alt Walt says: "We get to finish what we've been preparing. The Astralis needs to start again, otherwise, everything's for naught. I just get to go back to being what I was and doing what I do best. So yeah, we're starting the Astralis again. Now are you gonna be a help or a hindrance?"
Oby: "Why did you take Nyx from us when the plan was to bring us all together?"
Alt Forfax: "We didn't even know Research until after that occurred. In fact, that's how we ended up discovering him. He took an interest in restarting the Astralis himself. Something about absolution, I don't know. But he was eager to help so I gave him the opportunity. "
Forfax suggests Oby try to revive Nyx
Oby doesn’t have the medical skills
Forfax to Alt Forfax: "May I?"
Forfax assess Nyx's condition
Medicine roll: 21
Bump on back of head but breathing and well.
Simply unconscious, likely from being hit on the head.
Not a gaping wound
Forfax uses level 1 cure wounds
Tingling sensation and feels like all the magic drains out into her armor
Alt Forfax: "Ah. I'm afraid magic doesn't really work on our friend here while she's all Galophene'd up in that white armor"
Oby asks Zeta if she's able to help remove Nyx's armor
Zeta: "It's true that the armor can come off but it's not a choice that someone not wearing the armor typically makes"
Oby hacks armor
Nat 20 - 30 total
Armor starts unlocking and Oby helps remove the armor
Asks Forfax to try to heal her again
Forfax casts another level 1 cure wounds
25 HP healed
Nyx bolts up and begins coughing and hacking and clawing at her skin and screams "It burns! It's disgusting and foul, it burns!"
Golden strands of healing magic begin to turn inky black along her veins
Nyx looks at her skin then looks around wide-eyed
Nyx grabs a knife from Oby's hip and stabs him
5 dmg
Zeta hears in ancient dialect of astral elves that Nyx is beginning the ritual to rebind Obyron's soul into her body
Oby getting weaker and has a feeling of déjà vu
Remember a lullaby he heard long ago from his mother about drawing in closer into your loved ones
Zeta approaches and says "We need to stop this!"
Alt Forfax: "Far be it for me to interfere with your groups business. I'm not here to cast judgement on exactly how you came to be and what this is all about. I'll just step aside and let you handle your business but I will say the well awaits and time grows short"
Con save from Oby
11
Beginning to slip out of consciousness and feels like memories are pouring out of his head like water
Zeta tries to pull Oby and Nyx apart - Forfax assists
Strength (adv): 19
Nyx moves eyes to Zeta, brow furrows. She stops chanting and says to Zeta in the same ancient dialect of Astral Elf "Traitorous armorer"
Doubles down on Obyron and sinks knife deeper
Another con save from Oby : 15
Forfax casts hold person on Nyx
She passes wisdom save
Black shadow ripples across her skin. She spits "Disgusting mage" in a language only Zeta understands
Zeta trying to pull just the knife away
Strength: 6
Success due to distraction caused by Forfax
Pulls knife out of Obyron and so Nyx slashes at Zeta's throat
Zeta hits button on suit to shoot out an electrical pulse that casts "Shatter" on the knife
All within 10 ft radius con save DC 18 for 18 thunder damage (9 on success)
Everyone pushed back a bit, Nyx loses grip on Obyron, Obyron falls to the ground, knife shatters
Con save for Oby
10
Passed out
Nyx dives for one of her Galophene armor gauntlets
Algorex toss dagger at gauntlet to get it out of her reach
Knocks gauntlet away
Nyx dives, misses gauntlet, tucks and rolls, redirects dive toward new location of gauntlet
Forfax casts thorn whip on her to pull her back while Zeta peppers gauntlet with magic missile to keep it away from her reach
Nyx tells Zeta in astral elf language: "I'll have you flayed for this insolence"
Zeta: "I've been flayed before for worse"
Nyx: "Is this of your own volition, or are you acting on behalf of her?"
Zeta: "I do what I want"
Deception roll: 18
Algorex dumps potion of greater healing down Oby's throat (16 HP)
He starts to regain consciousness
Nyx asks alt Forfax why he brought her here
Alt Forfax explains she's here to help restart the Astralis
Zeta: "I do not love that there are two of them"
Forfax: "We both can agree there. Oby, are you okay?"
Oby feels very foggy
Hear a pop and a cloud of smoke envelops the area around where Nyx and Forfax were standing
Zeta recognizes this as a standard Galophene smoke bomb
Oby slips on ring of invisibility and backs away
Nyx appears at base of stairs holding a piece of her armor
"I have NO intent of helping any of you, aside from subjugation"
Alt Forfax raises a hand. "That's enough now". She freezes in place. "There we are. Proper application seems to get the job done." Snaps fingers. "Walt, please get her in place"
Alt Walt takes armor out of her hand and binds her hands behind her back
"Come on, let's get this mess over it"
Drags Nyx up the steps
Alt Forfax: "I can see who the murderous one of the group is. I can assure you the opposite is true with our group" and he glances towards the alt twins
Alt party heads up the stairs
Party follows
At the top of the stairs, open roof. Look to the sky and see swirling constellations but from this vantage point they seem off. Almost like every time we blink they're opposite of where they were, constantly flip-flopping back and forth
Two pools of water in-between a set of stairs that continues up.
Ancient fountain with the statue of a dragon on it
Dragon statue reminds Forfax of the Great Dragon Bahamut
Alt Forfax: "Ah yes, a keen eye. He who controls time and gravity itself. Fitting that we are here. Behind this door lies the well. Come, I need your help opening it Forfax"
Hand depression on the door - Alt Forfax places his hand on it. Forfax notices a hand depression on the left side as well. Alt Forfax nods at Forfax and says "Please"
Forfax does the same after a thoughtful pause recounting all of the truths (or half/partial truths?) that the sphinx gave
Door opens. Inside is a perfect circle of inky blackness. Seems that light is having a hard time escaping out of it. At the end of it is an angelic statue that Forfax recognizes from his time adrift in the Astral Sea is Celestian. Forfax feels a thumping in his stomach almost as if something is kicking inside of it.
Alt Forfax: "Ah, finally. It is the only way to get inside. Now, come, we have unfinished business."
Forfax upcasts hold person at level 6 on entire alt party before they can get to the door
Uses "Cosmic Omen" to make Alt Forfax roll 1d6 and remove that from his saving throw
Alt Algorex fails
Alt Obyron fails
Alt Nyx fails
Alt Walter fails
Alt Forfax fails
Entire alt party held in place
Alt Forfax's hold-person on Nyx breaks and she starts to run
Algorex dives on her and tries to grapple
13
She dodges it
Forfax calls out: "I think we need her!"
Walt attempts a grapple
16
She jumps past him
Obyron tries to launch a bead of force into his grenade launcher and launches it at her
Tinker roll to not fumble loading it into the launcher: 14
Bead launches at Nyx and shatters around her
Nyx is absorbed into a ball and she tries rolling it towards the stairs
Walt runs to the sphere and grabs the sphere (only weighs one pound)
Nyx tries pushing against the sphere but quickly realizes the futility and just sits down and looks to enter some sort of meditative trance
Walt knocks an annoying tune on the ball to interrupt her meditation
Performance roll: Nat 20 (total 19)
She's quite annoyed
Zeta: "Why do we need the hamster?"
Forfax: "I don't know, but this Forfax seems to think we did"
Alt Forfax has a disappointed look on his face
Zeta asks Walt if we can close the door in some way
Oby asks Nyx what happened to her
She speaks in the ancient astral elf language
Oby doesn't understand it
Zeta knows she said "I was going to make us whole again"
Algorex drinks potion of frost giant strength
Strength is 23 for an hour
Grows goo blob muscles
Alt Walt and Alt Forfax are close to escaping the hold person
Forfax pulls out his coin and rubs it, looking to the statue of Celestian
"If there's any time that you need to be straight with me, this is it. Do I enter the well?"
Flips coin
Coin tells Forfax to go into the gravity well
Forfax takes a deep breath and enters the well
Inky blackness parts ways and forms a set of steps almost like a pool staircase
Overcome by inky blackness that fills the place. At first unsettling but becomes oddly comforting and reminds him of his time in the astral sea
Walt follows into the well and brings the hamster ball of Nyx with him
Alt Forfax breaks from hold person and lifts into the air, looks at Walt and sighs and says "No trust these days. No trust. Such a disappointment. What did we do to you that made it so?"
Claps his hands together and dispels the magic holding the rest of the alt party
"Let's not stoop to the level of our guests. We have a job to do. Let's do it"
Walt just walks under him and continues into the door
Sees what looks like a golden circle shining along the edge of the well
Alt party follows Walt through the door
Alt Forfax: "Bad form, bad form"
Forfax descends into the pool and then turns to face everyone that entered with wide eyes
Black substance closes in behind Forfax over the stairs he's walking down
Forfax holds up a hand to Walt: "Wait"
Walt prepares to jump in
Alt Forfax says: "I wouldn't do that if I were you"
Walt jumps in anyways
As feet touch the liquid they are crushed to a pinpoint in the blink of an eye
Walt falls backwards in excruciating pain
32 points of force damage
Alt Obyron: "Holy shit!"
Oby, Algorex, and Zeta follow alt party through the door and stumble on this scene where Forfax is in the pool, Walt looks like his legs were cut off, and Nyx's ball looks to be beginning to fade
Obyron sees golden tile to the left of the circle
Algorex sees golden tile near entrance
Zeta is just in an odd room of inky darkness
Alt party begins walking around edge of the pool and stand in place
Alt Forfax approaches the pool and the steps re-form as he walks down into the well and joins Forfax and the liquid closes up behind him again
Forfax guides the Nyx ball towards the other Nyx
Forfax feels cramping in his stomach as the alt Forfax enters the pool
Insight roll to see if Alt Forfax appears to also be pregnant
18
Holding poker face really well if he's feeling any kind of discomfort
Algorex asks the Forfaxes: "What are we doing here?"
Forfax tells Walt and Algorex: "I believe you need to find your places"
Alt Forfax raises a hand: "Actually, none of that is really necessary"
Pulls out the dagger that Nyx used earlier on Forfax and waves it around in his fingers
"I do love it when a good plan comes together"
Plunges knife into his own stomach and begins to sink down into the liquid
Begins to chant in celestial
"Lord of time undone, Father of the void, Please reignite the Astralis. Please, bring us closer to the awakening"
Sinks into the water, surface begins to bubble
Golden energy coursing through the Alt party members
Golden light shining from eyes and mouths as they open up
Seems to overwhelm the still dark light in the place but doesn't cast any light on the walls
With an oddly bright flash that doesn't seem to move anywhere, they all appear to turn into balls of light
Alt Forfax's head sinks into inky blackness and there is a geyser-like eruption
Forfax feels something pushing him out of the pool as something big rises out of the waters
See a head with oddly shaped horns
Looking up above us in the room almost looks like a mirrored surface
Can see the scene we're living but instead of the balls of golden light we see the purple balls of light of the Astralis
Horns of dragon coming out of the ceiling as well as from the floor in a weird paradoxical scene as they merge together
A roar is emitted as the creature comes out of the liquid
Creature says telepathically to Forfax: "Once again, reborn. Once again, his child has failed, where mine has succeeded. Now, only one last thing remains. To devour you."
Wings begin to unfurl and we hear a loud draconic wail that almost shatters our ear drums
(This dragon does not look like the Bahamut statue outside the well)
(Dragon is gargantuan mechanics-wise)
Bead of force dissipates on Nyx
Begins yelling out in ancient astral elf language: "Abomination! Deceiver! You! You are the cause of all this suffering!"
Runs around the edge of the pool and tries to exit
Initiative
Oby: 15
Algorex: 28
Walt: 10
Zeta: 14
Forfax: 4
Oby gets opportunity attack against Nyx
Stabs her in the stomach with a dagger
6 dmg
Forfax opportunity as Nyx runs by him
Does nothing as he's frozen from shock from the dragon forming
Walter opportunity while laying prone
Tries to grab her ankle (disadvantage)
Misses
Algorex grabs her by the arm yelling "We need you to help us"
Grapple 25
She is grappled
"You and Oby can work out your issues later, but for now you need to help!"
Throws her back into the room past Forfax
15 strength
Falls on the floor at Forfax's feet
Dragon
Clawed hands now emerging from pool, begin to flex. Head looks down and stares hungrily at Forfax
Oby
"I don't know what happened to you Nyx, but you're still my sister"
Uses bonus action to sniff the dream dust from Ilias ("Haste" spell)
Fires 6 shots at the dragon
2 hit, the rest bounce off of it
Expend all 6 charges of Cabal's Ruin (cloak) adding more damage to the shots
Hill giant strike to add 1d6
Total: 50 damage - 19 of which is lightning damage, rest is force
Dragon looks slightly annoyed at Oby out of the corner of his eyes
Flicks a hand over at Oby (talon slash)
22 to hit
16 slashing damage and 5 force damage
Oby hides behind Walt
Zeta
Pulls boosters off of her shoot and attaches them to Walt's ass to turn him into a "Torso-only iron man"
(fly spell)
"Now you can punch. Punch real good and fly and punch! Just remember that"
Walt
Rage
Fly up to the dragon's head and start pummeling it on the soft parts around the eye
Uses speed stim and built for success for 3 total punches (1 of 4 missed)
23 + 15 + 18 = 56 total damage
Slaps back at Walt for 19 to hit which misses
Forfax
Flies up and casts Polymorph on Walt to polymorph him into a Titanoboa ("Gargantuan Titan Boa")
Archer Form - blast a bolt at it but misses
"I can swallow. It's about damn time, I've been trying for years" - Shawn as Walt reacting to the Titanoboa stat block
Nyx
Gets up off of the ground
Looks around, sees the blocked door, recedes back into the shadows at the edge of the wall
Dragon takes a hand and manipulates something around him, seeming to reverse the damage that was done
Normal whispers from Whisper seem to be cut off
Dragon
Rises out of the pool so we can see full height
Stretches wings out
Droplets of the black liquid from the pool fly around the room
Feels like time is slowed around us
Until dragon's next turn, we can either move or take an action but not both, also can't take any reactions or bonus actions ("slowed" effect)
Cone of golden energy washes over whole party (breath attack)
Con save from whole party
Whole party fails and takes 54 points of force damage
strength saving throw
Whole party is poisoned
Whole party except Algorex gets blown back through the room
Oby
Oby drank potion of healing
Con save
Zeta
Looks at Oby and Forfax (both outside of the well with her)
"I just had a vision. We have to get back in there and complete our side of the ritual. It's the only way we have a chance"
"I'll be on Nyx"
Cast cure wounds on self and hopes the others choose to run inside
Con save - 29 - break from stupor that the dragon put her in
No longer poisoned
Walt
Heads back in - sees golden tile again
Forfax
Cast "freedom of movement" with cloak - allowing him to move in the temporal anomaly
Con save - failed
Nyx
Algorex hears Nyx speaking from the shadows but it's in the language that he can't understand
Hear a soft weeping
Nyx emerges out of the shadows and slinks along the wall and stands in the back, seemingly unbeknownst to the dragon
Algorex
Moves to his tile
Con save
23 - (19 on the dice) - failed
Dragon
Lunges at Algorex with claws
Nat 20
61 dmg (slashing and force)
Algorex unconscious
Emerges out of the pool
Leaves mirror image of itself in the pool
Slashes twice at Walter
32 to hit for 28 dmg
Nat 20 for lots more dmg
Obyron
"He's got that butt plug wifi" - Zach W about Roger turning robotic for the 8 millionth time
Ring of invisibility
Stand and wait on glowing tile
Zeta
Runs back into the gravity well room
Hits some buttons on suit
Healing stims fly to Algorex with helicopter blades
9 hp
Walter
Titanoboa multi-attack
Crit-fail both
Move to Walter's tile
Slashes back with claws
30 damage
Con save to shake poison - fail
Forfax
Run back into the room
Run towards the dragon
use thunderstep to appear behind dragon in the center of the pool
Dragon makes DC 15 con save - pass
Dragon takes 5 thunder damage
Forfax can feel kicking sensation in stomach again as he re-enters the pool
Forfax doesn't have a dagger to cut himself open like Alt Forfax did.
First thought is "push - I'll birth this thing the old fashioned way"
Feel an immense pain from his magical cock ring
Bonus action to remove cock ring
Tries pulling armor off
Algorex
Death saving throw
5 - fail
Dragon
turns to Forfax
Puts out palm and emits a force
Forfax makes Wisdom saving throw
Use Luck
Use second luck
26
Feel odd sensations almost wanting to fling him forward through the time stream itself but end up resisting it through sheer will
Lunges at Obyron
Claw attack
34 to hit for 26 damage
Obyron no longer invisible
18 to hit for 33 damage
Obyron unconscious
Walter laughs a "snake-y laugh"
Telepathically to Forfax: "Watch as your fellow hands fall"
33 to hit Walter for 36 damage
Obyron
Death saving throw
10 success
Zeta
Hits some buttons on suit
Healing stims fly to Obyron with helicopter blades
8 hp
Walter
Attack dragon twice
Miss both hits
Con save to shake poison - crit fail
Forfax
Calls out "I need a blade!" and holds out hand
Hold action to cut open stomach when somebody gives him a blade
Nyx
Says something Forfax can't understand
Tosses a dagger at Forfax
Zeta understands the words to mean: "For mother mistral"
Forfax slices his stomach
Flood of memories come back to him
See self in Astral see
Hanging out with Celestian
Remembering some more intimate moments he's had
Briefly remember one of the times falling asleep while cruising through the astral sea that this wasn't actually what Celestian looked like or who he was but that he was actually Bahamut, the father of time
Everyone in the room's (except for Zeta) bodies feel super-heated and age rapidly
Purple-black tendrils shoot out of eyes and mouths and fingertips
Looking up, last vision before losing eyeballs is ourselves but the light is golden instead of purple and black
Emerging out of the well, the other dragon roars in utter defiance
Party now collectively controls the aspect of Bahamut
But shields it with its wings and can see some of the scales on its wings peel off
As the dragon explodes it's wings back out it shifts through a black hole and appears up above us but higher now (90 feet above)
Multi-attack (bite + claw + tail)
30, 23, 37 - all hit
25 + 14 + 27 + 30 = 96 total damage
DC 27 strength save or we knock dragon prone
Tail whip knocks dragon prone straight to the ground
9d6 fall damage - 35 fall damage
Dragon
Reels back up and glares at us
Speaking telepathically: "I will not lose. I am your better"
Waves hand and tear in fabric of reality opens up. Dragon flies through it
Zeta
Hold attack action in case dragon within range of lazer sword
Bahamut
Roll to recharge breath weapon
6 - recharged
Follow dragon through his portal
Other side appears to be a temple much like the one we were at but it seems off. The miasma of the void wastes seems to be rife here. Doesn't really bother us much. Dragon spreading his wings and inhaling it almost like he's drawing power from it
Con save from Zeta - 30
Shrug it off almost like somebody who microdoses poison
Dragon is hovering about 45 feet off the ground
Breath attack - Platinum breath
Dragon fails save
79 radiant damage
Dragon doesn't shield this time (distracted absorbing the void wastes)
Scales fall off chest
Close the distance to the dragon
Multi-attack
30 to hit bite, 24 + 27 = 51 dmg
27 to hit claw = 17 dmg
Tail - 35 to hit - 23 dmg
DC 27 strength save: 19 - fail - knocked prone
2d6 fall damage - 6 fall dmg
51 + 17 + 23 + 6 = 97 total dmg
Land on top of prone dragon (close the distance)
Swipes back with his claw for 32 slashing dmg
Zeta's held action triggers
22 to hit - hits
11 slashing damage
22 to hit - hits
10 slashing damage
Dragon
Breath weapon
Con save: 21 - fails but use Legendary resistance to just save instead
23 force damage
Zeta saves with a 24 - 23 force damage
Bahamut legendary action - furious bite
37 to hit - 34 dmg
DC 27 wisdom save - 21 - fail - dragon is now frightened until the end of his NEXT turn
Recognize the look of defeat and fear in the dragon's eyes
Zeta
Jumps from Bahamut to the other dragon and stab into it's neck
19 + 12 = 31 to hit
12 dmg
18 to hit - misses
Bonus action starlight step to warp back onto Bahamut
Dragon slashes back at Zeta
36 to hit for 27 damage
Bahamut
Roll for breath recharge
3 - no recharge
Multiattack 1
Bite - 36 to hit - 57 dmg
Claw - 51 dmg
Tail - 31 to hit for 18 dmg
Zeta notices first - as we hack and slash at the dragon it's almost like a sand-like material being thrown around as the dragon's skin is lopped off
All that's left is a pile of sand
Zeta notices it get easier to breath almost like the miasma is dissipating away
Zoom out
Bahamut sits in his chamber at a large hourglass as sands hit the ground
Hear unintelligible rhythmic chanting almost like a spell is being cast
Looking past the hourglass is a mirror image but wrong dragon looking like Bahamut almost like the dragon we just fought
They slash at each other and combine as the sand mingles
Looking down see the Rock of Braal
As the blood spatter hits the ground around the sand we can see recognizable locations in the astral sea itself
Consciousness lifts up and can see ourself as one of these grains of sand which then turns back into Bahamut himself
Vision begins to fade.
Forfax wakes up, head feeling groggy
Open eyes and see bottom of a glass
Find self at a familiar bar
Lucious Lucy broadcast (same as first broadcast from session 1):
Happy Astral Inversion eve all you Rock n Rollas and thuggas from other mothas out jamming across the sea. I bring some sad news this evening, it seems another young lady from the middle city has been reported as missing. This is the 4th one for 4 days in a row now. Pray to whatever thing you call a god for her safe return. The Deep Sea has been all achatter about a certain leader of the Halocene making a visit to The Rock on the hush hush, if you see him please don't get starstruck. Also it seems that Kwon and the Confessors have been on the move lately, heading towards the Eberron system. No doubt panties will be in a ruffle. Enough of the news for now, here is the latest jam from Jimmy and the Squids.
Forfax hears a familiar gruff voice: "Wake the fuck up fax"
Other side of the city - Algorex can see self in a familiar alley with dagger in his hands on the way to kill a Giff
Holding whisper in own hands
Try to end the loop - throw Whisper at other Algorex
Can feel the pain as if just stabbed himself in the back
Last moments of consciousness before death can hear a familiar whisper that says "What will you do this time? Break the gyre or spin it further?"
Zach admits Zeta was working with Kwan the entire time and the whole plan was to make sure Oby and Nyx never becomes Ashe again